Movies Would Be Better If
Patterned After Star Wars
- First James Bond movie would have been Grand Moff No
- Police Academy movies retitled Jedi Academy
- Due to union rules, a Wookie would have to be standing in the background of all outdoor
scenes
- Van Damme would be eaten by a giant space slug
- During Hollywood premieres, midget actors in Ewok costumes would skip up and down the
aisles, handing out Raisinets and malted milk balls
- Imagine the drama, when, at the end of Gone With The Wind, Scarlett and Rhett discover
they are actually brother and sister!
- Star Trek would have featured exciting lines like: "Kiiiiiiiirk! I am your
father!"
- During entire eight years of his presidency, Reagan would have worn bright orange X-Wing
pilot's outfit and helmet
- In first Batman film, Jack Nicholson would have delivered best Joker lines in fluent
Huttese
- Lethal Weapon films would have starred Mel Gibson and Billy Dee Williams