From Jean-Luc Picard
(to the tune of "Let it Snow")
Oh, the vacuum outside is endless,
unforgiving, cold, and friendless,
but still we must boldly go
make it so, make it so, make it so.
From William Riker
(to the tune of "Deck the Halls")
Here's a vexing Christmas riddle
(fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la)
Why must I play second fiddle?
(fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la)
How can I impress Deanna
(fa-la-la, la-la-la, la la la)
When I'm number two banana?
(fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la la)
From Wesley Crusher
(to the tune of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen")
I'm at Starfleet Academy and I'd just like to say
I miss the opportunity to weekly save the day
To make things worse I have to be
In some dumb Christmas play!
Yes I'm bright, though I'm just a teenaged boy, teenaged boy,
And the Enterprise was my most favourite toy.
From Data
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
or so I am reliably informed, lacking a subjective and intuitively
perceived
referent for the term "fun," I am able only to report the phenomenon as
experienced
by others, whose individual perceptions somewhat colour the-- yes, sir.