The following are lines Spock might have said followed by what was really said:
This celebratory gathering occurs at my behest and I shall be lachrymose if it so
befits me.
Answer: It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.
She chooses to purchase a terraced incline directed toward a post-life paradisiacal
region.
Answer: And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
The leather coverings now encasing my pedal extremities have been manufactured for the
specific purpose of ambulatory forward motion.
Answer: These Boots Were Made For Walkin'.
Adieu, jaundiced vehicular pathway consisting of bricks of baked clay.
Answer: Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road
And we will engage in much jubilant activity until such time as the male parent chooses
to repossess her vehicle of motorised transport.
Answer: And we'll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy takes the
T-bird away.
The deity had little or nothing to do with the manufacture of minuscule viridescent
seed-bearing fruits.
Answer: God didn't make little green apples.
Allow me the honour of portraying for you a miniaturised representation of a member of
the family Ursidae of the order Carnivora.
Answer: Let me be your Teddy Bear.
You provide illumination for the period of time delimited by my nativity and the
complete cessation of my metabolic functions.
Answer: You Light Up My Life.
Express deep affection towards yours truly in the manner of a hardened igneous object.
Answer: Love me like a rock.
Spock: I possess the capability of performing ocular scans of manual inscriptions on a
vertical partition.
Answer: I can read the writing on the wall.