Reasons Anakin Skywalker Went To The Dark Side


Generous Dark Lords of the Sith pension plan

Sick and tired of mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi reciting lines from "Bridge Over the River Kwai"

To escape cruel taunting over dorky name

To impress the babes

Kicked in head by bantha

Misunderstood name, thought the "Dirk Side" was fan club for pretty-boy actor Dirk Benedict

Charmed by Emperor Palpatine's seductive after-shave

Wanted to use the Force to prop up Chrysler stock

Owed money to Jabba the Hutt, could refinance debt through the Empire

Wanted cool voice like James Earl Jones