Sick and tired of mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi reciting lines from "Bridge Over the River Kwai"
To escape cruel taunting over dorky name
To impress the babes
Kicked in head by bantha
Misunderstood name, thought the "Dirk Side" was fan club for pretty-boy actor Dirk Benedict
Charmed by Emperor Palpatine's seductive after-shave
Wanted to use the Force to prop up Chrysler stock
Owed money to Jabba the Hutt, could refinance debt through the Empire
Wanted cool voice like James Earl Jones