Marketable Skills Learned At
Yoda's Jedi Technical Institute
- Counselling - Getting in touch with your feelings is okay, okay? And it's okay to feel
The Force. Everybody, let's have a Group Hug!
- Chef - Create new food items, like "Snake and Bake." Write a cookbook:
"Tastes Like Chicken: 1001 Favourite Recipes from the Dagobah Swamps."
- Leisure Management - lead outward bound style wilderness experiences for those banned
from the Star Wars CCG Bulletin Boards.
- Realtor - Sell lots and condos in Tiffany-Nicole Greens, Dagobah's newest planned swamp
community and leisure living space. Practice your salesmanship in the mirror. "Just
feel the nature all around you!"
- Fashion Design - Questionable. Sack cloth is solid post-grunge, but is the Yoda
silhouette for everyone?
- Gymnastics Instructor - Sure, your students fall off that 4-inch wide balance beam a
lot. Reminds you of your days at the Institute, when you fell off those darn logs.
- Cleric - You know lots about ancient religions.
- Cryptic Prophecy - Use the Force to start your own Psychic Friends Network