The Ballad Of Robin Hood
You've heard the tale of Robin Hood
And how he did the poor people good
But there is more to this famous story
Of Sherwood Forest's Pride and Glory
At night when all the robbing was done
The Merry Men would have some fun
In fact it would be fair to say
The Merry Men were rather gay
As Little John starts to unwind
Robin takes him from behind
As they frolic in the grass
Robin rams it up his ass
One night when they were all at play
A gorgeous maiden came their way
She sauntered up to Friar Tuck
And said "I'm Marion, wanna fuck?"
The Friar could not believe his ears
She's offering sex to us old queers
While he recovered from the shock
Robin presented her with his cock
Marion's clothing was off in a flash
The three Merry Men all had a bash
For Marion this was sheer bliss
As they filled her every orifice
When all was done She gave a whine
"Thank you boys for a lovely time
But for your pleasure you must pay
I've got the Pox, Have a nice day!"
"Now listen here" said Friar Tuck
"We don't really give a fuck
The laugh is on you, you silly cow
We've all got Aids, so who's fucked now?"