Bohemian Rhapsody
The Next Generation


Data Is everyone ready? Here we go...(blows into a harmonica)

ALL Is this the real life...is this just fantasy.
Caught in a wormhole, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes. Look up to the skies and see...

Wesley I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.

ALL Because I'm easy come, easy go.

Data & Wesley Little High

LaForge & O'Brien Little Low

Wesley Any way the wind blows

ALL Doesn't really matter to me.....

Wesley To me....

(a holographic image of Riker starts playing the keyboard line)

Wesley Mama, just killed a Rom
Put a phaser to his head,
Pushed the button,
Now he's dead.
Mama, life has just begun,
And now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Mama...oooohhhh,
Didn't mean to make you die.
If I'm court-martialled here this time tomorrow,
carry on...carry on.
Cuz it doesn't really matter.
Too late...
My time has come.
Sent shivers down  my spine,
Cadets whining all the time.
Goodbye everybody,
I've got to go.
Gotta leave you all behind or face Jean-Luc...
Mama
Ooooohhhhh

Other 3 Anyway the wind blows

Wesley I don't wanna die, I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

The other 3 hold up signs saying "So Do We!" as a holographic image of Worf plays the guitar line.

Wesley I see a little Telerite on the viewer.

Other 3 Scare Jean Luc, Scare Jean Luc, will you do the Borg dance, though?

ALL Phaserbolt and fighting, very very frightening, ME!

Data & Wesley Galileo

O'Brien & LaForge Galileo

Data & Wesley Galileo

O'Brien & LaForge Galileo

ALL Galileo Shuttle, oh

Data & Wesley Stargazer, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Wesley I'm just a bright boy, everybody loves me.

Other 3 He's just a bright boy, from a bright family.
Spare us his life from this monstrosity.

Wesley Easy come, easy go, you can't make me go.

Other 3 This moron, GO! We want this boy to go!

Data & LaForge Make him go!

Other 3 This moron, we want this boy to go!

Data & LaForge Make him go!

Other 3 Want this boy to go.

Data & LaForge Make him go.

Other 3 Want this boy to go.

Wesley Never

Other 3 Make him goooooooooooooooo.

ALL Go go go go go go GO!

Wesley Oh mama mia, mama mia.

Other 3 Mama mia's dead, you know.

Other 3 Beverly C's got a devil for a son. Wesley...Wesley...WesLEY!!!!!

Wesley Nothing really matters, anyone can see.
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters...to...me.

ALL Anywhere the wind blows....

Data lightly bangs the gong.

Data Program off.