15,000 gun emplacements and they still can't hit Wedge.
Lines for bathrooms in the morning two miles long.
Even with Windows XP, Vader still cannot get DOOM to run properly.
It's politically correct name would be " The heavenly body that causes living impairment."
When the trash compactor overflows, its just plain nasty.
Sophisticated sensor equipment can detect any intruders except Jedis and smugglers.
Chicks just aren't impressed by a "small moon."
Mummification chamber for Tarkin is too small.
Computer panelling actually decals from the bridge of the starship Enterprise.
Despite being the ultimate symbol of power in the Empire, Playboy Channel still costs extra.