Chinese Fire Drill
The victim is on the toilet in the school washroom. Everyone grabs a bucket and fills the buckets with water. Take a paper bag and set it on fire, toss it under the door into the stall. Yell fire as everyone tosses the water into the stall
Glass of Water
Get a glass of water and a pin.
Tell your victim you can pin a glass of water to the wall. A real glass, not a paper cup, using an ordinary straight pin. Naturally they won't believe, so you set out to prove it.
Hold the glass up to the wall and start to pin it up. And then drop the pin. You've got the glass in position just right, so you ask your victim real nice to get the pin for you.
When they bend down to pick it up, dump the water on the victim's head
Glue - Coinage
Glue a corner to the pavement/sidewalk. Its old, but it gets really amusing
Paper Balls
Early in the morning, tape together a bunch of sheets of newspaper to cover the victims doorframe. Then tape this big sheet over the doorframe which should leave a gap of about two or three inches between the sheet and the door. Then fill the gap with paper balls right to the top of the doorway.
When the victim opens the door they will be showered with a barrage of paper balls that makes a nice mess too.
Of course, the door has to swing in for this to work.
Shower Curtain
Requires a nosy neighbour below you.
Hang a shower curtain out your window. When the victim below reaches out and pulls it in, pour a bucket of water onto the shower curtain. Listen to hear the results.
Snap Powder
First you need Iodine Crystals and some Ammonium Hydroxide.
Mix the two together and a brown sludge will form. Drain off the excess liquid and let the sludge dry. The result is Snap Powder, a pressure sensitive explosive. Just sprinkle this on the floor and watch people's reactions. Its quite amusing.
Grass-Killer
Does your victim have a garden?
Does it contain grass?
Is it accessible?
Yes to all the above?
Great! Go out and get yourself some grass-killer and fill the victim hose with the stuff. Then sit back and wait for them water their lawn.
Red Urine
Does your victim drink red wine?
If so, I've got one for you!
Get yourself some Neutral Red (a water soluble, crystalline, red dye).
Mix some into the persons wine and wait for them to take a leak. (Neutral Red comes out as red as it goes in, and people have a tendency to get really nervous when they start urinating what they think is blood)
Warm Water
When your victim is sleeping, dip their hand in warm water.
This causes a subconscious relaxation of the bladder and causes the victim to wet their bed.
Paper Bag Of Shit
Put a paper bag of shit on the victim's front door step and set fire to it then knock on the door and run.
The victim should come to the door, see the fire, and will usually try to extinguish the fire with their foot.
Parties
Parties are great fun to plan, especially if you plan them for someone else to host (as a surprise).
Print up a few flyers for a party at your victim's house and distribute them where undesirables will be sure to see them. For example, you might put up flyers around pubs advertising "all the beer you can drink", or something equivalent.
Third Party
Let other people do your dirty work for you.
Call up the electric or gas company and impersonate your victim. Request that service be terminated for a week or two (going on vacation, or whatever).
As soon as that happens, call your victim and impersonate an officer of the gas/electric company, and be very nasty and abusive, saying that service has been discontinued because of non-payment of bills This should rile up your victim, assuming that they have paid their bill. Inform your victim that they must come down to the office immediately to discuss the problem.
Then, once you have your victim mad, and know they are going to the gas/electric company, call up that company and impersonate your victim again. Be very nasty, and try to get into an argument with a supervisor. Wind up the conversation by saying that you are coming down there right now with a gun, and you are going to kill somebody. Then hang up.
Tube O' Water
Fill a plastic, or rubber, tube with water. Hold the tube vertically up into the air and with the thumb of one hand plug up the bottom hole of the tube and place it next to your ear (hide the fact that you are plugging the hole).
Next, call your victim, and tell them that you are hearing something really strange through the tube and they should come over and listen in on it. When they get close enough to your ear to listen turn the tube towards his ear and release your thumb.
Rope
Get a long piece of rope and get someone to assist you in measuring a distance. Pick a spot near a corner, go around and find another person to hold the other end of the rope.
Go across the street and just wait
LP Cover/Sleeve
Prank Phone Calls
Get a classifieds magazine and place an advert saying something like: Lotus Elise: Won
on game show, must sell, leaving country. Bargain!! First reasonable offer takes... Call
Sugar/Salt
Take the sugar bowl/shaker and exchange the sugar for salt. Simple.
Telephone
Glue down the part of your victim's phone that normally springs up when they lift the receiver. Alternatively, open up the phone and remove the spring so that the things won't lift up at all.
Now the fun begins. Dial your victim's number from a nearby phone and don't hang up.
Spectacles
Clingfilm/Saran wrap on spectacles is not usually noticed when first picked up but optical quality is bad.
Trimming at edge of lens is hard but effect is great.
Public Toilets
Switch the "MEN" and "WOMEN" signs on a pair of public toilets, while they're occupied is even better
Cayenne Pepper Cooker
This is a very good one. Sprinkle a good dose of the pepper on the ring element of the electric cooker. Turn the ring on and leave the room, shutting the door behind you with your friends in the kitchen not looking at the cooker (this is easy if you have a joint kitchen living room, wait till they are watching TV). This will result in the pepper burning into the air and your friends eyes streaming and throats burning.
Toilet Room Prank
Disclaimer - For legal reasons I believe I should say here and now that I take no responsibilities for any of these pranks, they are merely here for an educational purpose.