Duke's Pick-Up Lines
- That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
- Do you want to see something swell?
- Drop 'em!
- What do you like for breakfast?
- Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologise?
- Say, did we go to different schools together?
- Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that
pops up?
- Wear a button that says: "Smile if you want to sleep with me."
- Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
- Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
- I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent and by
the way, you have my consent.
- I sure you didn't mean to turn me on with your big ass, but it's too late now.
- Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
- Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?
- Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew
if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
- Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? *slap*
HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
- If asked, "Excuse me, do you have the time?"
You reply: "Do you have the energy?"
- Bond. James Bond.
- Hi I'm taking a survey, do you spit or swallow?
- You look like the type of girl that has heard every line in the book. So what's one
more?
- Your place or mine?
- Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
- Your face or MINE?
- If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
- When asked for a match:
How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?
- Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?
- I think I'm falling in love with you. Now do you want to fuck.
- Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynaecologist.
- Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess your weight.
- I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
- Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
- I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I have more of something else.
- I would kill or die to make love to you.
- Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
- HI! Can I buy you a car?
- NOW, BITCH!
- Fancy a fuck?
- My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.
- Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
- I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
- I hope the word of the day is legs, because I would sure like to spread the word.
- Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
- I'm Scottish. Do you have any Scottish in you? Would you like some?
- Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in
your eyes.
- Look at the tag in her shirt and say:
"I want to see if you were really made in heaven."
- I know who you are now , you sure look a lot different with your clothes on.
- I haven't seen you in while, you sure look a lot different without my dick in your
mouth.
- Go up to a girl and start sniffing her body from head to toe and then look at her and
say, "Gee I didn't know that they've started using vinegar in in douches again."
- What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's
not coming off!
- Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
- How was heaven when you left it?
- Are you tired? You should be because you've been running through my mind all night.
- I wish I had the power to change the alphabet, so I could put U and I together.
- Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the girl of my dreams.
- What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.
- The party's in your mouth. Can I cum?
- Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
- Do you have a fever? You look pretty hot from here.
- Hey, I found some money!
- I'm gonna rape you! Just kidding, what's your name?
- You're a gold digger huh? Well, I'm a clam digger. Wanna see my shovel?
- Come on, you can't get pregnant again.
- I like your legs so much, I am going to name them. This one is Christmas and this one is
New Years. Can I see you in between the holidays.
- Hi. My name's ???. You'll be screaming that later.
- Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
- What winks and fucks like a tiger? (while winking.)
- That shirt looks becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too.