Politically Correct Terms
- Alive: Temporarily metabolically abled
- Bald: Follicularly challenged
- Blind: (1)Visually challenged, (2)Sight impaired
- Body Odour: Nondiscretionary fragrance
- Clumsy: Uniquely co-ordinated.
- Conservative: Reactionary
- Dairy: Where cows are raped
- Dead: (1)Metabolically different, (2)Living impaired
- Deaf: (1)Hearing impaired, (2)Aurally challenged
- Dirty Old Man: Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual
- Dishonest: Ethically disoriented
- Dish washer: Utensil sanitiser
- Establishment, The: White Power Elite
- Fail: Achieve a deficiency
- Farming: Exploiting mother earth
- Fat: (1)Horizontally challenged, (2)Big boned, (3)Alternative body image
- Fishing: Raping the oceans
- Hearing person: Temporarily aurally abled
- Ignorant: Knowledge-based non-possessor
- Janitor: Sanitation engineer
- Lazy: Motivationally deficient
- Mute:Vocally challenged
- Panhandler: Unaffiliated applicant for private-sector funding
- Paper bag: Processed tree carcass
- Perverted: Sexually dysfunctional
- Pregnant: Parasitically oppressed
- Psychopath: Socially misaligned (see also Serial-Killer)
- Rude: Politically correct
- Serial-Killer: Person with difficult-to-meet needs. (see also Psychopath)
- Short: Vertically challenged
- Sighted person: Temporarily visually abled
- Spendthrift: Negative saver
- Stoned: Chemically inconvenienced
- Ugly: (1)Cosmetically different, (2)Aesthetically challenged
- Unemployed: Involuntarily leisured
- Vagrant: Non-specifically destinationed individual
- Worst: Least best
- Wrong: Differently logical