Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun.
The average ten-year-old doesn't have a clue who Bo and Luke Duke are.
Being bad is no longer cool.
You have friends who have kids.
Sunday mornings are for sleeping.
You are taller than the slide at the McDonald's playland.
Your parents' jokes are now funny.
You have once said, "Whatch-you talkin' 'bout Willis?"
You have owned, and since disowned Michael Jackson's Thriller.
Christmas starts to annoy you.
You would rather wear your dirty clothes again, 'cause your mother is not there to do your laundry anymore.
Naps are good.
Hitting girls is no longer considered flirting.
You have once deemed Space Invaders as "The best game ever".
When you know that the machines in public bathrooms don't dispense balloons.
Playboy's Playmate of the month is younger than you.
The only thing in your cereal box is...cereal.
You actually buy scarves, gloves, and sunscreen.
Your idea of fun parties now include Chips 'n' Dip.
You leave concerts and other events early to beat the crowd.
You want clothes for Christmas.
You've bought an album on vinyl.
You remember seeing Star Wars when it first came out.
You know, by heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song.
The Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories.
You remember the first time "Space: Above and Beyond" was on television - it was called "Battlestar Galactica"
You remember the days that hooking your computer into your television wasn't an expensive option that required gadgets - it was the only way to use your computer!
You remember the days when "safe sex" meant "my parents are gone for the weekend".
While in high school, you and all your friends discussed elaborate plans to get together again at the end of the century and play "1999" by Prince over and over again.
You've recently scared yourself by using any one of the following phrases:
You cam remember film critics raving that no movie could ever possibly get better special
effects than those in the movie TRON.
You've recently horrified yourself by groaning as you get out of bed, not because of a hangover, but because it genuinely just hurt to do so.
You're finding that you don't understand a lot of the lingo used on MTV these days.
Someone mentions two consecutive days of the week and the Happy Days theme is stuck in your head for hours.
You can remember who shot J.R.
Three words: "Atari" "IntelliVision" and "Coleco". Sound familiar?