10 Reasons Why Being A Male Is Cool


  1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

  2. You can go to the toilet without a support group.

  3. Your underwear is £10 for a three-pack.

  4. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

  5. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

  6. Wedding dress: £2,000. Tuxedo rental: £75.

  7. If another male shows up at a party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

  8. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.

  9. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

  10. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.