Michael Jackson Would Be Cool...
If He Lived In The Star Wars Universe
- Due to high loss-of-hand rate, wearing one glove is fashionably acceptable
- Would not have needed huge effects budget for "Captain EO"
- In shocking revelation, he might have really been the father of Billie Jean's son
- Could really walk on moons
- After skin-altering disease, could become Light Lord of the Sith
- Could ease tensions between Empire and Alliance with anti-violence message of "Beat
It"
- Imperial breath mask could give him the deep voice he never had
- Improved medical technology could make new nose and chin more realistic
- Would have sure-fire hit with Sy Snootles duet
- Would strengthen characterisation of movies by making Luke look manly