The Courtroom


Two men were in a courtroom and the judge asks the first guy "Do you know this person?"
The guy responds with

"Judge, you ask me if I know this guy and I will answer you but first I need to tell a little story.
One day while I was riding my camel across the desert this man stepped out from behind a sand dune and said "Get off the camel."  I got of the camel.  He than said "Give me your water", I gave him my water, He said "Undress", I said "Undress?", He said "undress!!", I undressed, he said "Shit", I said "Shit?", He said "Shit!!" I did.  Next he said "Eat it" I said "Eat it?" He said EAT IT!!" I ate it.

I said "Look behind you", He looked. I grabbed the guns and I said "Get off the camel", He got off, I said "Give me your water", he gave it to me. I said "Undress" he said "Undress?" I said "Undress!!" He undressed. I said "Shit" He said "Shit?" I said "Shit!!" He did. I said "Eat it" He said "Eat it?" I said "EAT IT!!" He ate it.

Now Judge, you ask me if I know this man and I must say that I do, we did lunch."