Signs That Bill Clinton Is A Big Star Wars Fan
- Very upset when he discovered he could not appoint an ambassador to Dantooine
- Hopes to change U.S. Constitution so that the President can dissolve the Senate and let
regional governors have direct control over their territories, letting fear keep the local
systems in line
- Almost has the hang of that "choke people through telekinesis" trick
- Suggested new hairstyle to Hillary: Big buns on sides of head
- Embarrasses daughter in front of friends by standing on White House balcony, extending
gloved hand, and yelling "Chelsea....I am your father!"
- Lip-synched last three addresses to Congress while James Earl Jones crouched behind
podium and read speech
- More and more frequently, he refers to partisan attacks as "Jedi mind tricks"
- Has had words "Air" and "One" removed from presidential aeroplane