All-purpose headgear - great for on the job safety and instant Halloween costumes.
Excuse for using phrases like "What is thy bidding?" and "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Black goes with everything.
Cheating is expected from you.
The ability to jumpstart a car battery could come in handy...
While driving, instead of flipping off other drivers, just crush their tires.
You get your own little chamber to sit in and watch old "Leave it to Beaver" re-runs.
Being the Dark Lord of the Sith really goes over well with girls...
You can do a great James Earl Jones impression.
It beats being a little green Muppet!