Ten Reasons To Avoid Darth Vader


He might confuse you with some kid named Skywalker.

He has a funny way of accepting apologies.

He gets a bit sensitive when you criticise "that ancient religion."

Even the seekers won't go after him.

His powers aren't weak, old man!

When you're around him, it gets kind of difficult to breathe.

His ship is five miles long!

He's only slightly more forgiving than the Emperor.

He's very demanding, and you're bound to fail him sooner or later.

He chopped off his own kid's hand...and you're a perfect stranger!