Ever wanted to join a Faternity?
Ever wanted to be part of those wild frat parties?
Do you want to join a frat, but feel like they are too stuck up?
Here, we welcome all equaly!
Plus, we drink day and night!
Best of all, the girls are really turned on by
our motto: lick it, slurp it, eat it!
Join the greatest fraternity ever, now!
Become a brother without any hazing!
Join Alpha Beta Phi