Hall of Heroes

Here lies the tales of many an MK player.  Get to know your enemies! ;)

Don't be fooled by the 'hero' part, this page is for everyone! New and old players alike.

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| Apocalyps | Armageddon | Assassin SE (Xterminator | ATTILLA | Baal | Bard | Bigbug | BomB | Buzz Lightyear | Ced | ColonelNairs | crystal soul | CSWILSON | DaemonKnight | Darko | Dave | DELARO | Dodge | Dve | *FireWorks* (FireWorks 42) | Glynis | Greywalk | Gunde | Gungho | have2laugh | Hell Dragons | Holo / Warblade | Howard T Duck | IXcujoXI | Jimoc | Jocke | Johnny Sako | Jynx | Kings | Laborinth | Laserman | Lord Greymist | McGoogan | Mokona | Mortarion | Neverland | Pavement | Phred | Pig In Zen | Pitlord | Qilantra | Recon8 | ROsWeLL | Ryderz / Rydrz | Saleh | Satan/Pntkl | Shasa | Sherlock | SickPuppy | Snook | Stonehead | Suede | Tarantino | taxiking | Trojax | Twista | Viich | X L R 8 | Xanthus | ZiggyS |

apocalyps

alliance: european power
real name:  andrew
age:  18
home:  groningen
occupation:  student
hobbies:  girls, party's , music, tv , internet, mk,of course my girlfriend
story:  i know a am a newbie , but i (and the european power alliance) will become famous in this game! i haven't even registered yet but don't worry i will do so in a week or so. so prepare yourself! there aren't a lot of stratgy games which i am not good at so draw a conclusion ! special thanks to michelangelo! for letting me in the alliance! life is short play hard!>see you at war (hope so) apocalyps (the one and only)>

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Armageddon

Alliance: The Crusaders & Midnite Maraudaz
Real Name:  Jeff Parker
ICQ:  6380439
Age:  15
Home Town:  Malvern, Arkansas
Occupation:  School
Hobbies:  Strategy games, RPG's, Collecting almost anything, Soccer, and anything else I like to do
Story:  I started playing Metal Knights about 1- 1 1/2 years ago, although I haven't played much because I've been busy. I rarely play, except during the summer or breaks. I found MK on tucows when I was searching one day and got hooked and that's about it.

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Assassin SE (Xterminator

Alliance: Dark Empire & Underworld Assassins
Real Name:  Melvin
ICQ:  24835893
Age:  16
Home Town:  Melbourne, Australia
Occupation:  Full time student(No time for real work)
Hobbies:  Playing MK and other online games, sport, hanging out with friends, movies, music......
Story:  Well a year or so back my friend introduced me to MK. At the time I didn't think much of it (as I was playing against myself on local mode with no AI.) As soon as I played the game over the net I became an addict, a MK junkie. The thrill of killing some poor bastard and taking his base really got me hooked. Anyway I played unreg for a few months and got sick of being beaten by all these other registerd players so I registered myself during the christmas break, and I have been playing ever since. Not much of a story but who cares.

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ATTILLA

Alliance: JESUS IS THE MASTER
Story:  I was big mean ugly and lost until i met CHRIST now i am big mean ugly and heaven bound. I used to live on a harley now I am a psychaitric nurse. I work in a correctional Facility. and i really hate talking about me.

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Baal

Alliance: Miss Piggy Alliance
Real Name:  Roger
ICQ:  368043
Age:  29
Home Town:  Stockholm
Occupation:  I own a computergame store
Hobbies:  Hmmm, computergames, girls, gambling, oriental weapons, creating games and finally, I just love to PARTY!! =)
Story:  Well, the first time I saw the game, hmm was it spring -97, was when Rael showed it to me. I thought the graphic sucked and it didn't look fun at all. I find myself now playing it, 2 years l8r, and do have a lot of fun in my games. If I had some more time and Everquest didnt came I would play it a lot more. Its one of the best strategy games I ever have played. Simple but great.

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Bard

Alliance: Dark Legion - Fortified with 9 Essential Vitamins
Real name:  Bob
Age:  27 (I know... I look younger)
Home:  Phoenix, AZ
Occupation:  Bottle Demander, Diaper Despiser, Systems Analyst
Hobbies:  Alto Sax and piano... family takes the rest
Story:   I'd been looking for a decent "online" game for a long time. I happened upon MK in one of the gaming sites expecting another game that would be fun for a month. That was July 13, 1998. NewbieKnight [unreg] was born. After winning some games and posting a nice little ditty on the flame board about toasting reg'd players, Marder approached me concerning DL. I was touched. (That's what my psychiatrist says.) Alliances were still a nebulous concept to me, but I decided to reg [gold] and become a part of history. Now I use M-31's in nearly every game.

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Bigbug

Alliance: Atlantic
Real name:  Ben
Age:  23
Occupation:  Management
Hobbies:  Errr, Drinking....ummm, drinking? and I guess heading out on the weekend to see some bands play
Story:  Mokona was playing the game before me, he used to tell me about it but I am not a big computer game player. I checked the BBS' out one day on his insistence and became intrigued. I was reading the BBS' for a few months before I started playing. Then I guess I decided to try it out. I played a heap of unreg games against him on igl(and got my butt thrashed hehe). I then got regged(for the sheer reason that I couldn't stand being beaten by him!!) and went to KS, then to mk.com, and the rest is History! I have met some really cool people through this game, thats one of the definite high points!!

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BomB

Alliance: No Name Clan
Real name:  Chuck
Age:  18
Home:  Seattle, Wa
Occupation:  Student, Court Clerk
Hobbies:  StarCraft, AoE, computers, and Off course MK
Story:  I started playing about July of 97. I first started the KillerKnight's Klan, which didn't go too well...(I'm Chinese, that name waschoosen, cuz I wanted to scare people.) I then started the League ofNations, which was mediocre and then I got to know Leijkar, Masi,Green Beret and Giovanni, and we started No Name Clan. I'm currently in my second year of college and graduating high school in summer of '99. I'm so hooked on MK that I flunked 2 of my classes, which will jeopardize my chances of getting into a university.

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Buzz Lightyear

Alliance: Caped Crusaders/Fat Cats
Name:  Dave
Age:  33
Home:  Brampton, Ontario
Occupation:  Communications Electrician
Hobbies:  MK, Tae Kwon Do, Long distance running, Weight Lifting
Story:  Hi all....I am originally from thewest coast of Nfld., Canada and am currently residing in Brampton,Ontario. Along with being in communications I also own my own businessin the security field. Needless to say it fills up my day. I happenedupon MK quite by accident while surfing the web one day for strategygames. Since then I have been having a great laugh flaming you guys onthe bbs as well as having some fun on the battlefield. Currently I am married with the "million dollar family", (a little boy 3, and a little girl, 8 months old). I call myself "Buzz Lightyear" because my son likes the name and chose it out for me when I asked him what should I name myself on the "pute!!r". It took all of 3 seconds for him to decide it for me. The only other choice from him after that was "assman",(Xmen)...Needless to say I stuck with the first choice...

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Ced

Alliance: Fortress Europe (KS)
Real name:  Cedric Meury
ICQ:  11592554
Age:  15
Home:  Pratteln, Switzerland
Occupation:  Student
Hobbies:  orienteering, watching movies, designing websites, playing MK :o) etc.
Story:  It was 1996 when I saw the first screenshot of MK in a pc games magazine. Then half a year later I downloaded the program and started my first game on Topologies :-) After 1 or 2 weeks I regged lite. I played played played but I still not understand the game :-) I'm a very bad computer games player, and I learn the strategy of games very slow... So my highest rank is still Soldier :-) I have to play fewer games than before now, because Internet is getting really expensive here! Imagine: 2,50 $ per hour... I met really cool people since '96, I won't ever forget MK, it's really a great game. Last but not least, I want to say hello to Krusi, my best friend. (He started playing 1 year after me, and he's better now.. *cry* :-)

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ColonelNairs

Alliance: Tachyon Ninja Raiders
Real Name:  Robert
ICQ:  12354223
Age:  13
Home Town:  Moses Water Hole!!!! :P
Hobbies:  Playin' MK, playin' RS, reading Star Wars novels, playing Pokemon, watching our cat run into the walls....
Story:  My friend (whose name I will not mention because I don't know if he'd let me) told me he found a really cool military strategy games. I like strategy games, and I like military games. So I checked it out, downloaded it, liked it, thanked him, got registered, made an alliance... I'm really an interesting character once you get to know me...

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crystal soul

Alliance: dropkick murphys, the outcasts
Real Name:  jake
ICQ:  22287805
Age:  17
Home Town:  indiana, USA
Occupation:  student.. still
Story:  well, beings as i have no life, i began looking for something to do online. i was talking to a friend who was looking for somene to play MK with so i decided id take a shot at it. ive only been playing for 2 or 3 months now, and i think im doing pretty good, beings as ive not been taught much at all(andy77 taught me 1 or 2 things). ive found that there are some rather nice people on here, and yet some are rather.. um.. well, not.. in addition to the oucasts and dropkick murphys, i also started a new alliance on igl, called the senile old bastards (dont ask). dont ask what posessed me to put this up here.. i guess just to waste some time or something... i dunno...

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CSWILSON

Alliance: 
Dicks and a Chick
Age:  23
Home:  Northren Ontario
Occupation:  Network Engineer/Computer Tech
Hobbies:  Computers, Online games, hunting, fishing, reading, 4x4ing, camping
Story:  I have 1 dog a shetland sheepdog and 2 cats, 3shotguns, 4 TV, 5 fishingrods and 6 computers. As most know Computersare a BIG part of my life, and have been since I was 4, as haveanimials(parents had a kennel) Got hooked on MK in december 97, andwas HEAVLY ADDICTED ever since. I have learn to go slower in games nowand have cut down to 8-12 games at once from my usual 35-45. I wouldhave to say taht the main reason that I am still so bound to this game is that of the DandC clan

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DaemonKnight

Alliance: Knights Of Hyrule
Real name:  Michael
ICQ:  20868129
Age:  15
Home:   Edmonton Alberta, Canada!!
Occupation:  HS student
Hobbies:   lets see, ummm MK, computers, computers, MK, girls, MK, school , computers, MK...
Story:  I started playing a while back, was introduced to MK by my good bud FW, now I enjoy not only the atmpsphere surrounding MK, but I also love the game, kick ass! I belong to respected alliances throughout the game, I have more then one alias of course

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Darko

Alliance: Dicks&Chick / Darkside
Real Name:  Darko D.
ICQ:  2245756
Age:  28
Home Town:  Thunder Bay
Occupation:  Beer bottle collector for refund money
Hobbies:  I enjoy Drinking, travelling, MK, smoking with MaryJane and unprotected sex
Story:  Most of my young adult life was spent on the streets skipping from one show bar to another, the only compassion I ever felt was when in the arms of that nights prostitute. But then the Dicks alliance found me and made me into the fine soldier I am today. I no longer have to spend money on strippers I now have enough computer porn (thanks to Glynis) to keep me spankin for years. And as far as compassion goes I have traded in my prostitution addiction in for free cyber sex with my honey Gunny :-) Thanks to Lei and many others out there in the MK community for keepin me la!

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Dave

Alliance: Bad Ass Mother Fuckers
Real Name:  David Gohre
ICQ:  7551465
Age:  30
Home Town:  Madison, WI, currently in Bloomington,IN
Occupation:  (soon to be) professor of Spanish
Hobbies:  Building up my drug tolerance, Bicycling, Computers, Linguistics, pissing people off, hating small towns, turning right on red (an intimidating concept in small towns).
Story:  I've been living around the mid-west from some time, and I have to say, small hick-towns really foster the need to hang around on the internet. Seriously, I'm working on writing some books for the history of Spanish, and Advanced Spanish Grammar, since the ones that I've used really Bite the Big One. MK rocks, what more can I say about that? Play and play, and work your way up the hall of fame. Dave (B.A.M.F.)

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DELARO

Alliance: The James Gang/Geronimo/Hellbound
Real Name:  Robert
ICQ:  14203338
Age:  24
Home Town:  Dixon, ILL
Occupation:  Machinist
Hobbies:  My family(i.e..3 month old son and wife)Work..Work..National Guard...Mk..Bowling and Martial arts.
Story:  I'm Tennessee born and Kentucky raised but live in the Land of the Windy city. I'm a U.S. Patriot and 5 year National Guard member, I hold the rank of corporal. I have 3 years of college under my belt and carried a Double major in Electronics and Manufacturing. I'm a 3 year skilled tradesman specializing in Machining with the use of CNC equipment, I'm also a hell of a nice guy. I've play Mk for 5 months and have loved every minute of it winning or losing.

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Dodge

Alliance: Dodge's Destroyer's/Goblin Hordes
Real Name:  Josh Denboske
ICQ:  33759156
Age:  14
Home Town:  Gypsum, Colorado
Occupation:  Student
Hobbies:  Computer, Football, Basketball, Chess
Story:  I found MK on http://www.happypuppy.com/lordsoth and downloaded it. I got hooked right away and have loved it sence. I play on Metal Kights and Knightsoft Servers! Watch Out!!!

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Dve

Alliance: House of Pain
Real Name:  Odd
ICQ:  30841768
Age:  30
Home Town:  Tromsų, Norway.
Occupation:  Teacher
Hobbies:  Music(Techno and classical guitar), data.
Story:  I started to play this game 2 1/2 years ago, and spent most of my time playing it. I ended up as MK on igl, but then I suddently got enought. I had a break for more than a year, but started up again about a month ago (as a cadet). And guess what, I“m hooked again! I give credit to Rimfire for making this page. The great community makes half the fun, and this makes it more visible.

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*FireWorks* (FireWorks 42)

Alliance: The Shire
Real Name:  Chris Chan
ICQ:  1916364
Age:  14
Home Town:  Barrhead, Alberta, Canada! :)
Occupation:  Student!
Hobbies:  Work, play, work, play, eat eat & program & eat, play, sleep, eat, sleep!
Story:  I started playing a *long* time ago, on my 486, stopped, then had an urge to play an online game. When I joined The Shire, it required I visited Wef's BBS (around the whole CHINGON thing, nasty business that). That was were I was first introduced to the "MK Community." I think those boards are essential to it, the whole design, etc, but I digress. I love the Flame Board now (too much vulgarity, but hey, what are you going to do?), especially the people who play in Flame Games. :) More? ICQ me.

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Glynis

Alliance: DnC
Real Name:  Trev
ICQ:  1784863
Age:  19
Home Town:  Bradford, Ontario, Canada
Occupation:  Butcher, Gigelo
Hobbies:  MK, UO, Porn Hunting, Full-Contact Billiards, Strip Chess
Story:  May 13, 1997: T'was another day nonetheless. The sun was abroad yet amongst clouds ominous in nature. T'was a perfect day to venture forth into the cyberworld. Yet today wouldn't be another ordinary day. The parents inhabited the household thus eliminating the option to view buxom blonds on my 19". It was at this realization that the trademark "bink" of ICQ drilled it's way onto my eardrum. The task at hand was to answer it. So with a deft right-hand slide, to the lower and right of the pad coupled with an equally deft double click overtop the green flower,. I had my assignment for the day. It was to download MetalKnights. The mission had been handed down to me by the man I called Simkin. He insisted I "get thhis fuking game its sooo COOL!!!!!!!!". How was a net-newbie to refuse? Keep in mind these were days of old. T'was a quest in itself to connect much less download anything greater than 5 Kilobytes in size. Pending the clouds above halted their impending and inevitable attack, the download should have taken no longer than 10 hours to complete. So it began. So it ended. A raise of the fists followed right afterwards by the lighting of the cigarette was nigh. I had triumphed! MK was mine! The only task that remained was to find means of funding my $12 registration fee. Being the young, inexperienced butcher that I was, I was spending my paychecks on medical expenses and replenishing the rapidly depleting cattle stock. Thus, how to get this money remained as a question. The answer did come, but a second job was required (see Occupation). My adventures in this realm are another story in itself. I thank Good Rimfire for posting this lengthy tale upon his humble site.

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Greywalk

Alliance: Naked Fury, OKLAHOMA
Real Name:  Paul
ICQ:  13285375
Age:  42
Home Town:  Big Stone Gap VA
Occupation:  Preacher & Computer Consultant
Hobbies:  TKD, Reading, Flying, and travel
Story:  Saw this thing on a game page while working for the US government as a computer jock writing programs and standards for hardware specs for one of those gzillion agencies Congress has cooked up. Downloaded installed and played found it wild. Went home downloaded on home unit and play whenever not on travel.

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Gunde

Alliance: La La Land Strikers
Real name:  Gunnar
Age:  32
Home:  Gothenburg, Sweden
Occupation:  Student (still..he he)
Hobbies:  Gaming, computers, training with my boxer, doing nothing
Story:  I started playing MK in autumn -98 and found my place in 3LS clan amonth later. We have great fun, though we aren't that active. The best thing about MK is definitly thecommunity. Without it I hadnt played MK this long. I love strategy games and play lots of different boardgameswith my friends and in tournaments. And Bridge of course..love that game. It goes very welltogether with friends and some bottles of booze.

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Gungho

Alliance:  
XII Dicks and a Chick
Real name:  Bridgett
Age:  25
Home:  Originally New Orleans, LA
Occupation:  I'm in the US Air Force ( for 4 more mos) ; I do graphic designing and digital photography. Soon I will be leaving the AF ( going Reserve) and opening up my own boarding Kennels/ Dog Obedience Training
Hobbies:   playing MK (of course), training dogs, bike riding
I have 3 dogs ( a Rottweiler and 2 Labs) along w/ 4 cats ( yeah; just call my home Noah's Ark)
Her Story:   I got hooked on MK back in Oct97. The one thing that has kept me with the game is the wonderful alliance I am in! These guys are GREAT; hell we even had a D and C "get together" in July 98! Needless to say, it was a riot! I've met so many wonderful people in the "MK world" and I believe this is what keeps the game going so strong.

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have2laugh

Alliance: Nomad
Real Name:  Martin
ICQ:  33117036
Age:  17
Home Town:  Manchester, england
Occupation:  Comp sales/ student
Hobbies:  underage drinking, smoking, passing out in strange bars, waking in strange beds..
Story:  *sob* Well..Ive been playin MK in local mode with a few freinds since feb '98 but, well, you can only give the same people a kicking before you become indescribably bored.so...I decided to play the game the way the MK gods intended it to be played. And, despite my uneering ability to kick A$$ *sob* nobody wants me in their alliance!!!! *sob* well...I dont care!!! I'll hang my defeated oponents heads on my own wall... BWWAH HA HAHA HA HA HA.....

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Hell Dragons

Alliance: Hell Dragons
Real Name:  scott
ICQ:  12978317
Age:  16
Occupation:  student
Hobbies:  i like to snowboard, ski, go hickin, camping, swimming and i like to join the track team
Story:  ummm i started to play metal knights in 98 and have not stoped yet. as i got better i though i better look around for a alliance. my friend recless was in one and i asked if i could join his Alliance and he said "yeah" so he aksed the ledar dogus1 and he let me in and i cintinue to play.

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Holo / Warblade

Alliance: Hells Dominion / No name
Age:  31
Home Town:  Cambridge, England
Occupation:  Internet NOC engineer
Hobbies:  MK, Half-life, infact any computer games I can get my hands on. Oh and spending time with Beth :)
Story:  I was fed up with not having a new game to play and no money to buy one. Surfed onto the net looking for a "free" statagy game to play. A few registration fees and god knows how many hundreds of £ in telephone bills and Im still playing this damn game. Tried quitting once or twice both times have failed. Giving up this game would be worse than giving up smoking! Ive made a whole heap of great friends though playing this game..and a few enemies ;)

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Howard T Duck

Alliance: United Nations/Dreadnought
Real Name:  Howard Shafer
ICQ:  18556339
Age:  44
Home Town:  Vancouver BC Canada
Occupation:  System Engineer
Hobbies:  Computers, Sailing, Metal Knights, Chess, Golf, Singing (Okay Quackaoke), Skiing and any adventure I can find.
Story:  I was reefed from my comfortable home without power or plumbing and pulled strait into technology going from hippy to hacker in 1979. I have built printer in Japan, Computers in Taiwan, put the Inuit on Internet.(Eskimos for the politically incorrect)After one trip to the Arctic I came home to find that I had lost my turn with my lady of the moment and turned to Metal Kinghts to fill my lonely hours. I have a life again now but I am still enjoying the game and still learning more with every game. If you challange me you better figure out who is the the hunter and hunted will be real fast.

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IXcujoXI

Alliance: House of Pain, Little Old Ladies, and GFR
Real name:  Joe Miller
ICQ:  15327835
Age:  18
Home:  St. Paul, Minnesota
Occupation:  Student , Fiend, Beggar of Table Scraps
Hobbies:  Bowling, Sketching, Lifting, Laughing at the expense of others, Writing,Reading, Drinking, Not falling down, Watching movies (another Tarantino fan),and of course playing Metal Knights.
Story:  A droog of mine, Black Diamond (Current HoP Member) introduced me to thegame my senior year of high school. From then until now this game has kept meoff the streets and away from the 'heavy-more-potent' drugs.I currently attend college in La Crosse, Wisconsin (Home of the Largest 6-Packin the US!). As a Graphic Design Major, I would like to be employed inMinneapolis or L.A. My mother thinks I'm handsome and I hope you do too.They say my bark is worse then my bite. I believe this picture does me somejustice. ;-)

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Jimoc

Alliance: none, cuz allied games suck
Real Name:  Jim
Age:  37
Home Town:  Virginia Beach
Occupation:  Occu-what?
Hobbies:  Golf, Snow-Skiing (no boarding cuz am afraid may never want to ski again), Computer-Gaming, Fantasizing about Momship and Brandi.
Story:  I started as a nobody in March/April 1997 and ended as a nobody many many months (years?) later. MK is the only game that ever kept my interest for more than a month. I just wish I could figure the game out so I could play it well. Even more, I wish turn-taking could be fixed so I could try and learn this game without having to lose sleep. As to a picture, Rimmie has one somewhere if he cares to dig it up.

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Jocke

Alliance: Lord Lazlo's Knigts
Real name:  Joakim
Age:  16
Home:  Stockholm/sweden
Occupation:  Student
Hobbies:  PLaying Mk on my spare time, playing Floorball, Girls, and studying to be a computer engineerer.
Story:  My brothers friend BAAL showed my brother in to MK, and then he showed it to me. And I then joined The vallhalla vikings.. playing for some time then quit for 7 or 8 months then decided ti start playing because of a suddent urge..

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Johnny Sako

Alliance: Native Pride
Real Name:  im not telling you..
ICQ:  22287805
Age:  17
Home Town:  indiana
Occupation:  store manager
Hobbies:  well.. i work alot.. but thats not really a hobby.. of course MK, and my friends and stuff...
Story:  well, i started a while back after my friends crystal soul forced me into some local games, i was hooked then, and i made my name johnny sako. about that time crystal soul had to get rid of the internet and he gave me his aliases, and icq, and etc.. and ive been playing MK ever scnince. i finally got to soldier about a month ago(yay!), i couldn't have done it without the help of andy77, tho, he taught me almost all i know, altho im still trying to get the art of flaming down as good as.. well it should be.. now i sound 1/2 drunk when i post.. altho i used to sound totally plastered, lol.

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Jynx

Alliance:  Blood Angels, Brotherhood Foundation
Real name:   Meindert
ICQ:   34290168
Age:   22
Home:   Amsterdam
Occupation:   IT Student
Hobbies:   Err, well, smoking up (long live the Dutch legal system *LOL*), drinking, strategy games (the more complicated, the longer I'm sated), drinking, reading too much, sleeping too little, and crushing all the MKbugs bigger than me *nasty grin*
Story:   Er... weeeeeellllll, I'm generally an idiot who plays too much MK for his own good, but hey, sue me, it's a cool game ;)... anyway, Istarted around december '98 and became regged at the end of january '99;since then I've only reset my scores once (yep, when I became regged) andam now trying to cut a path through allthe medals and worn out armysuits above me in rank... but this natural(?!) disaster stalking his wayup, so PLEASE... GET IN MY WAY... I need the points ;)

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Kings

Alliance: GERONIMO
Real Name:  Pepijn
Age:  32
Home Town:  Almere, Netherlands
Occupation:  just making money, if not playing
Hobbies:  MK what else
Story:  The way to MK is not clear, but since I started the virus spread. After some hesitation I'm addicted to the game. Even at 3 AM waiting for a next round .... and get up at 8 because there could be a game ready to play. (Nice to be your own boss I can only say!) The last few months I (finally) got the turn of the game, and my results are more like they should be.

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Laborinth

Alliance: Disgruntled Union
Real Name:  Jason
Age:  16
Home Town:  New Hampshire
Occupation:  Student,...information seeker...
Hobbies:  Mountain Biking, Snowmobiling, Soccer, Hockey, Track, The Navy, Winning
Story:  Well, some kid was talking about metal knights,I was at a James Bond tournament, and I was thinking about it later that day, so I did a search on it, found the game and downloaded it, that was probably a month ago. I lose alot, but I always kill Lakie, Roodypoo and Jedi-knight.

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Laserman

Alliance: House Of Pain & Hell's Dominion
Real Name:  Markus
Age:  29
Home Town:  Karlsruhe (Germany)
Occupation:  Physicist
Hobbies:  Mountain biking, skiing, darts, reading, movies, making big journeys and of course MK
Story:  I started playing MK in Dec 97 and got addicted instantly. Unfortunately I had to take a break for several months only a few weeks later due to lack of time. When I got back to playing in May 98 addiction was still there. Soon thereafter, Durba invited me into his clan which I'm still in.

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Lord Greymist

Alliance: Nomad cause noone wants my dead azz.
Real Name:  Samuel E. Banford Jr.
ICQ:  3336499
Age:  24
Home Town:  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Occupation:  System Engineer for IBM's Education Div.
Hobbies:  Cursing, smoking, drinking coffee, watching NHL hockey and best of all cursing because I dropped a cigarette ash into my coffee cause of some bad call made by an overpaid blind NHL referee made my flai about yelling "Devorski I want your head on a platter!".
Story:  I don't remember when I first started playing MK but it was right around when it first came out, oddly enough I found it on a *cough* warez site, it sounded cool so I gave it a dl. Well after starting it up and finding out it was not warez and taking a look at the horrible graphics I was like "What is this crap?!" Well about one year later I found myself getting up at 3am to feed my addiction of "that crap" heh... Goes to show graphics aren't everything. Shortly after I created the Neptune map (originally named Neptune's Valley) and am currently winless to date 4/22/99 on it (I created a monster), then during my second burnout phase from MK'ing I found my way onto the Flambee BBS and met up with my old Arch Nemisis Glynis, an odd fellow nicknamed Strategien, a chick with a wolf fetish named GungHo, and a few others and had a ball for a while. Well after a 7 month vacation I am back to porc things up! Oh umm.. rank range was: Sprung up from an innocent Cadet straight to about 10 points from Sarg. and then starting getting tromped big time all the way to a humiliating mid-low ranked Recruit and crawled back to a mid-ranked Soldier, lets see if I can mimic the DOW and start climbing again. See you on the frontlines kiddies!

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McGoogan

Alliance: Dicks and Chick
Real name:  Thomas
ICQ:  23773301
Age:  26
Home:  Sugarbush (Commune - days walk north of Toronto)
Occupation:  Accountant
Hobbies:  Squirrel-Skeet-Shooting, Aggresive driving, Mating, Good books w/ lousy wine, losing strategy games
Story:  Back in Oct '97 I was alarmed by the behavior displayed by a good friend of mine. He woke up at 6AM after a night of liquid abuse to log onto a game called "Metal Knights". "You got to try this!" he exclaimed.I looked at the graphics, grated my teeth in tune to the MIDI and concluded that I'd do no such thing and promptly evacuated the contents of my stomach. But Smider persisted. And eventually I downloaded the game. And like the rest of you, a militant monkey climbed onto my back and set my alarm clock for 6AM for the next year. Smider also introduced me to an interesting bbs. "What a novel idea!". I then proceeded to bumble about in the typical newbie flamer fashion. The likes of BubRamone, Falstaff, Strategian (to name a few), quickly dashed my posts to paste. I decided to reevaluate my approach to flame-posting. The community here is fascinating. That's what keeps me here. From audcious Austrailians to warhawk Americans, you make the planet a smaller more interesting place to be before I venture back to hell to smoke a purgatory's worth of turds...Fitting payment for a lifetime of dispensing sarcasm.

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Mokona

Winner of trivia contest #1
Alliance: The Otakings
Real Name:  Ken
Age:  24
Home Town:  Brisbane, Australia
Hobbies:  RPGs, anime, manga, studying japanese, painting miniatures, etc, etc (how sedentary of me).
Story:  I believe I started sometime around June/July of 97 (a "great server crash" ,that restarted the hof on igl at least to 0, occured a month or so after I started). I seem to remember being utterly bored and utterly broke and deciding to check out some of the game site links I'd gotten when I used the internet starter kit for my chosen ISP... Lo and behold, there was the shining beacon of cheapdom before my very eyes. It was also the only interesting thing around that was under 10MB (a weeks d/l in the good old days ;P). After playing half a dozen games and being thoroughly unimpressed with being unregged I decided that I really must get regged so I could start beating everyone I met into paste. Unfortunately, I fullfilled my expectation for the most part and romped all the way to lt.colonel (with no direct advice. I read all the help files and tips pages tho being the smart little munchkin I am). I joined my first alliance during this time (Born To Win Again). Some of my most fondly remembered kills come from this time (Whitecrow, Paingod, Pig in Zen, Shade, Matthew, Atlas, Chris, Mortal [this bragging session is now concluded]). I then got kind of pissed off with MK in general, quit BTWA and took a nice long sabbatical. When I came back, I took up a standing offer to join Hells Dominion where I enjoyed playing with CowTom, Atlas and Mortal. I started MokeMan's MK Tips Page around this time (MokeMan was CowTom's creation, where are you sucker?). When all those guys retired I found a good enough excuse to be bored again and left the game once more (but not before I started the Otakings Alliance on igl)... However, I had sown a deadly fruit in the form of Bigbug who came back to haunt me and forced me to play games in the hope that one day he might beat me (one day he might even get the guts to try. lol). At the moment I'm as "back" as I'll ever be, playing a game or two at a time and reading more MK BBS posts than could possibly be good for my health or sanity....

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Mortarion

Alliance: YoungBlood
Real Name:  Steve
ICQ:  1984325
Age:  17
Home Town:  Sydney, Australia
Occupation:  Student
Hobbies:  MK,Soccer,Partying,women,and smokin up!
Story:  I can't exactly remember when i started playing, but i'd estimate it to be around May 96-Sept96 when mk was still fairly new..i remember playing cadet games against Private BomB and Recruit Desperado hehe, my mate Drongoman introduced me to it and i regged Mortarion after about 4-5months. I had a STACK of unregged aliases and have severely cut down the amount of games i play since then. I joined Highlander Clan for a while thanks to Tdb, met some good players, Joined a clan with Beowulf and CINC,after that came a short time with Mortal and Hell's Dominion they helped me develop and finally the YB guys (KC,wolf,Mestizo,blazen,darwood etc..)An!

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Neverland

Alliance: Expeditionary Brigade
Real name:  Gabriel
ICQ:  4754583
Age:  18
Home:  Manhattan, Kansas
Occupation:  Accountant/Student
Hobbies:  About any kind of sports. I like to go to parties with myfriends. And of course MK!
Story:  I was on ICQ when i got this random message fromthis guy named CarbinCopy. He asked me if I had ever played a gamecalled MetalKnights? I said no and he got me hooked. Learnedeverything I know from him and owe him everything. Was in the HammersSlammers for a long time but that alliance seperated and now am here.Trying to find people to beat me on my home map. Life will go on fromhere.

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Pavement

Alliance: 
Atlantic
Age:  20
Occupation:  Student, Dandy
Hobbies:   Radio shows, playing life-like music, writing, painting, studying history, creating elablorate schemes and abandoning them as one does to the wrappings of candy.
Story:  My oh my, Comrades. It began in September of 1997, reached fruition in January of 1998 with the creation of the Atlantic Alliance with 2nd Commendente Eradicatorr (now long dead, bless his sweet little soul), and ended March of 1999 with a retirement of little fanfare. I cannot enumerate the fine fellows within the Atlantic Alliance, it would be fair to say all that wore the Atlantic Tricolor have small compartments in my heart (as to render the aforementioned heart unsinkable). Lastly, it is impossible to stress how much joy I have in knowing that the Atlantic will go on, and strengthen, even though my time in Mk is finished. Onwards!

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Phred

Alliance: Dark Legion
Real name:  Matt
ICQ:  15036613
Age:  40
Home:  Concord California
Occupation:  Network Troubleshooter
Hobbies:  Hunting, fishing, hiking, camping, mountaneering, scuba diving, Bluegrass Music Festvals and Family
Story:  As an avid outdoorsman, I would prefer that my life would be spent moving around between Climbing 8000 meter mountains in the Himalayas, Scuba Diving in the South Pacific, Hunting in Africa, and Fishing in Canada. Since I wasn't born rich, I make do with The Sierra Nevada mountains in California, the Mexican Carribean, and California's hunting and fishing. I'm married with a 4 year old daughter and another kid due in the fall of 1999. MK has become my main gaming outlet since I became a family man and can't dissapear for entire weekends to play massive board games like Advanced Squad Leader and Advanced Civilization anymore.

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Pig In Zen

Alliance: Divine Intervention
Real Name:  Steve
ICQ:  1190612
Age:  31
Home Town:  Boise, ID U.S.
Occupation:  several/student
Hobbies:  Beer, whiskey, keeping the wife happy
Story:  Dl'ed MK around March of '97 and kissed my life good-bye after that. Played solo for a long, long time, hooked up with the Nazguls for a bit but they went inactive. RayLuk found me passed out in a ditch and saved my ass by putting me in the 3LS(The best damn clan when we were goin fullbore), but like all things, change crept upon us and you can currently find the remnants in Divine Intervention. Thanks, Skyven, great game

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Pitlord

Alliance: House of Pain
Real Name:  Matthew
Age:  20
Home Town:  Waterloo, Ontario
Occupation:  Student (aspiring computer programmer)
Hobbies:  MK, Skiing, MK, Bowling, MK, Drinking, MK, Partying, MK, and other inferior games... oh yeah.. MK!
Story:  Well Well...I was just a full-time, extremely hardworking student who was unaware of this glorious game MK.... Then my bestfriend (Fat Boy) started playing this strange game with some weird people...and kicking some ass! I realized that MK is just another medium to kick-a-little-ass and I was hooked. I started playing around November '98 and have been climbing the neverending ladder that is the HOF ever since! As to the Alias.. well I used to play Magic the Gathering CCG pretty heavy and used the Pitlord nick at Laser Quest and it just stuck.. !

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Qilantra

Alliance: KoH
Real Name:  Jeremy
ICQ:  33070921
Age:  21
Home Town:  Winnipeg, Manitoba
Occupation:  Professional Jeweller
Hobbies:  MK(duh!),travelling,downhill mtn.biking,designing more jewellery
Story:  Gee...um. After graduating high school(FINALLY!!) I found the perfect career...making jewellery,drinking(provided!!!),and smoking. I get paid for this!? Hehehe. Anyways...I ride my mtn.bike everywhere(can't drive:() and after being hit by about 10-15 cars/trucks/doors/etc.. I decided to find a safer hobby: Computers. While surfing the net one day I found MK, immediate addiction! I haven't been playing that long(3-4months), but I've already learned alot from better players(too many of those). Oh yeah...I'm still gonna kick your butt as soon as I'm reg'd Phred!! :-)

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Recon8

Alliance: Highlander Clan
Real Name:  Andrew
ICQ:  33516540
Age:  30
Home Town:  Jacksonville, FL
Occupation:  Management
Hobbies:  Strategy Gaming, military affairs, SCUBA, offroad mountain biking or 4x4ing, hiking/camping, spending time with family & freinds.
Story:  I was raised in Petersburg VA, joined the US Army, stayed in for 9 yrs (what an adventure - M1 main battle tanks, Desert Storm, Special Forces - all pretty huuah guy stuff 8), and settled in Jacksonville, FL.. Needless to say I really miss the service, so MK is my fix..I've been tinkering with this great game since summer/fall of 97', and have met many great people along the way..

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ROsWeLL

Alliance: Atlantic
Real name:  Scooter
ICQ:  7587103
Age:  Eighteen (18)
Home:  LOnDoN
Occupation:  Im a Colonel; duh!
Hobbies:  Hobbies eh.. well MetalKnights is a hobby, Soccer, errrr drinking, and drinking some more.
Story:  A story?! haha It's seems my time to write is now! Well, I am sure all of you Mk shits out there are just dying to hear the story of ROsWeLL. I seriously cannot remember when i started playing this game. Friends, Frank Rizzo and Kingsize, found the game one day and then I finally got a computer and he told me about it. My name was initially "Gilligan" whahahaha cuz I couldnt think of a name but I wanted to PLay PLAY PLAY. Finally I thought of something different. meanwhile, I had no idea what i was doing, and I cant even remember anyone teaching me. Anyone out there remember teaching me? frank didnt know what was going on.. and i didnt either. I think when i started, CyberKhan was just ending his time of MK, and rael was taking over.. at the time i didnt know that the MetalKnight was anything special. perhaps i still dont :P. but um then one day my mom started beating me and saying every punch means more love and .... er um nevermind... anywho anyone out there willing to finally teach me how to play?

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Ryderz / Rydrz

Alliance: Polar Kracken / Ant's Nest
Real Name:  Brian
ICQ:  537087
Age:  26
Home Town:  Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Occupation:  Software Engineer
Hobbies:  Rock Climbing, Mountain Biking, MK
Story:  Been playing MK since the first beta release. I didn't start playing a lot until around a year ago. Just recently I started the All Maps tour on the KS server. So far I've made it to the 'C' maps. MK's been a load of fun for me. I've met some pretty cool people playing. Anyway, 'nuf ramblin. See ya on the field!

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Saleh


Real Name:  Saleh
ICQ:  3396766
Age:  17
Occupation:  Student, ISP Tech Support
Hobbies:  Volleyball, Tennis, women *hehe*,
Story:  Well, let's see, when did it start. You folks can call me old school. I've been around since 96, October I believe it was. A guy by the name of R00k got me into the game, at which time I joined the Nomad Alliance. *is it still up?* Anyway, I got to play with some crazy people, some which I still keep in touch with. Anytime you need an ass beating from an unregistered player, highest still ranked I think, look me up. I'll give you a spanking that'll remind you of jo momma. =) Take care all..and see you on the field.

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Satan/Pntkl

Alliance: The Dark Knights
Real Name:  T.J.
ICQ:  24274360
Age:  24
Home Town:  Hell
Occupation:  I give grants ($$$$) to art schools
Hobbies:  MK, Religion, Conspricy theories, lsd-25, cannibis sativum, children, animals, computors, graffiti art, bar hopping, bass guitar, kicking midgets, and watching Jacobs Ladder tripping.
Story:  I started playing MK in Aug98 when I installed it off of one of those $10.00 game packages. I had to wait about 30mins to play online because I had to upgrade from MK95 to MK98. After that was taken care of I got to playing and I got hooked after about 3 turns. I gradually saw a lose in job performance and my interest in my girlfriend. Eventually I had to cut it down to about only 2 games at a time. I think I have actually started getting worse than better for a while and now that I dont get much time to!

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Shasa

Alliance: Brotherhood of Babylon
Real name:  Frank
Age:  21
Home:  Amsterdam (Holland) and/or Helsinki (Finland)
Occupation:  Student, commercial economics
Hobbies:  RPG's, music and my guitar, and violent computer games
Story:  Story....STORY?!....well, it all started during a boring school day. I wanted agame to play and roamed the internet to find myself a cool (and free) game toplay, this is what i ended up with...I got hooked...I got my ass kicked...I gotregged...and I still got/get my ass kicked *lol*....ohyea, I got mystephbrother hooked too. I started playing during november '98 and have learned loats oftricks and trades of the game, but not nearly all. Ohwell, it's still a game isit not?

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Sherlock

Alliance: 
The Last Humans & The High Grand Council
Real name:  Kenneth Sherlock
Age:  24
Home:  Saskatoon, Saskatchewan - CANADA
Occupation:  Bartender & Commerce Student @ UofS
Hobbies:  Hunting, Fishing, Camping, and other outdoor activities, computers, video games, etc. I also like cruising on my motorcycle (yamaha750 Maxim-X)even though I only have a few months of good motorcycling weather here. oh... and I occationally play Metal Knights ;-)
Story:  I was originally from a small town (population ~200)where I took my Grade K-12. After I graduated, I took a few years offof school, got a job(s) and bought a few toys...and in '96 I enrolledin Commerce at the University of Saskatchewan, in Saskatoon. I am nowin my 3rd yr, majoring in marketing, and I hope to get intoadvertising in the near future. I stumbled across MK last fall, got hooked immediately, and have been playing ever since.

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SickPuppy

Alliance: Dicks & Chick
Real Name:  Spot
Age:  2
Home Town:  Seattle, WA USA
Occupation:  Guard Dog
Hobbies:  Chasing squirrels, sleeping, eating barking, chasing my tail
Story:  My owners left the computer on one day when they went to work. After I finished surfing through the Dachshund Web Ring, I starting playing with the other programs and found MK installed. I've been playing a little over a year, and I can kick my owners ass on a regular basis.

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Snook

Alliance: None at this time
Real Name:  Lonnie
ICQ:  2432929
Age:  31
Home Town:  Indianapolis
Occupation:  Droid at a factory
Hobbies:  Hunting Whitetail, Fishing. About anything outdoors. And spending time with my wife and 2 daughters.
Story:  Found this game by accident and gave it a try and have loved it since. Best thing about it is the people. Good or bad. I am very pro hunter. I hate PETA and anyone involved with that organization and have named many of my games "Anti Peta". This has gotten me some nice "hate mail" from other MKers. :-)

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Stonehead


Occupation:  Welder
Hobbies:  of course kicking MK'r ass ;-) i like playing billiard, movies (big Tarantino fan) and writing (currently trying to finish 2 books)
Story:  Hi everyone my name is Dominic i'm French Canadian living in Montreal. I bought my computer for my writing aspiration (tired of paper everywere) but when a friend introduce me to MK i completly lost my mind and get real addict after first game, i play since july 98 (about) and i can tell you that i'm not very sure if i can remember what my books were talking about ;-) I start my own Alliance not long after i start playing and now i can say that i meet many people from all around the world and some became very good friends and we keep playing all together That is the thing i will remember all my life about this game, the cummunity

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Suede

Alliance: Dicks and a chick
Real name:  Craig
ICQ:  5596160
Age:  25
Home:  Roseville, CA USA (also Roskilde, DK)
Occupation:  Software Engineer
Hobbies:  The big 3: Snowboarding, Mtn Biking, and Running (long distance)
Story:  I started playing back in the good ole student days of early '97. I quit for about 6 months, but got interested again in fall of '97. I made some friends and got to be a decent enough player, and before I knew it I was a dick. That's all there is, really.

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Tarantino

Alliance: The Darkside
ICQ:  8939793
Age:  24
Occupation:  Student(worst student ever).
Hobbies:  Girlie, MK, EMU's, rollers, books, movies and whiskey in no particular order:-)
Story:  Got my first joystick at 5, been playing since. Especially afther I got a computer at 13(still use that old c64). I wanna write books, if I cant I wanna be a rockstar, cant sing though:( Maybe I could become like Milli Vanilli. Of course to be a Sherif would be cool to. Hey, I could be the singing sherif. Sorry bout the pic. I dont have a scanner.

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taxiking

Alliance: none
Real Name:  chris
ICQ:  34888784
Age:  24
Home Town:  glasgow
Occupation:  taxi driver
Hobbies:  getting stoned
Story:  i pondered through metal knights getting my a** kicked then i figured it out then won my first game i played greyspear he nuked me more times than nato bombed yugoslavia then i build one i nuked him then he shat it and surrendred but i was victories and am still waitng a good game

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Trojax

Alliance: Naked Fury
Real Name:  Chris
ICQ:  17210480
Age:  23
Home Town:  Melbourne, Australia
Occupation:  Family business\Slacker
Hobbies:  Hotting up old cars, drinking, smoking, sex, recreational drugs, pub crawling.
Story:  Was checking out online games after first hitting the net in Oct 98 and found Mk, downloaded, played a week unregged and got jacked off losing so much, got regged and learned a bit on how to play since. As for life story well, one gf, one new dog and live in my own place. Lots of bills, not much money but plenty of beer!

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Twista

Alliance: Little Old Ladies, and mine TKO
Age:  13
Occupation:  Student :)
Hobbies:  Playing sports mk other computer games and chatting with people on icq.
Story:   Well my friend got me into it and I started out slow not learning anything just trying to win. Then came Axiom I kept begging and begging for him to let me in Little Old Ladies. Finally he did and there is where I started to learn and become a better player. Now I am trying to conquer igl hopefully become a captain. Thanks to AXIOM I got better and better. :)

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Viich

Alliance: United Nations
Real Name:  Craig Martin
ICQ:  9568109
Age:  20
Home Town:  Quispamsis
Occupation:  Electrical Engineering Student / Soldier
Hobbies:  Well, I curl, play soccer & tennis occasionally play strategy games and shoot squirrels out my bedroom window. I play metalknights occasionally, waiting for the no-weekday option so I can play during the school year.
Story:  Well, it was soon after I got my internet connection, and I was looking for strategy games on tucows of all places. I started, got my but kicked unreg, then regged and started doing well. This all happened about February or March 1998. I joined the Dark Knights for a short amount of time, and Mouse helped me out some, and then I ended up in the Steel Hearts, which was a great bunch of guys, especially Sabot and Goose/Big Guy. that alliance died when almost all of us were inactive or playing 1-2 games, and then I created the seawolves to play Clanwars with Halfbee. I got a lot of help from random talks with Gungho, Leijkar, and many others. I've just been playing with United Nations for the past 3-4 months, and that is a great bunch of guys too.

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X L R 8

Alliance: Various
Real Name:  Hamish Wait
ICQ:  335956
Age:  18
Home Town:  Esperance, Australia
Occupation:  Sales Assistant
Hobbies:  MK for the last 4+ years.. Drinking for the last 9 months!(everynight!)
Story:  Killed by me, or killed me? WAAAY back in '95, i got a STATE OF THE ART P75 *WOW*. I needed a game that was cool. I have been on and off for the last 4 years. made heaps of friends and more enemies.. crowded heaps of ppl and absolutely flogged others. anyway, named after an alcoholic drink w/ gaurana. It sounds cool, i am not alowed to d/l over 200MB a month now, and even playing MK i break that limit. its just fun, being more strategic than others. memorable flaws in the game that i witnessed were getting hercs turn 0(still got photo's) and getting a panther with 9 moves. thanks to chingon, megatron, angelofiat, braxxen, cearbal, midnight piper, disruptor, hefesto, pig in zen, recon8, tom-c, rommel, takagawa, tdb, holo and SuperDeath and others. THIS GAME RULES.

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Xanthus

Alliance: Atlantic
Real Name:  Russell
Age:  22
Home Town:  St. George
Occupation:  Freelancer
Hobbies:  Biking, swimming, shooting pool, playing guitar...
Story:  Well... I started playing around September of 98 and I was hooked right away. I regged the second day playing and managed to win 3/4 of the games I joined when I started. In that one that I lost I met up with Trotsky, who took note of the Cadet (me) doing fairly well and the rest is history. I joined his clan and over the next weeks I pestered him continually for tips and tricks, do's and don'ts, and various strategies. From there, I spread to the other servers... making more aquaintances as I went... but oddly enough I never really knew many calibre players til I discovered the Flame board. I have derived many hours of enjoyment from this fine game... but above all its the interactivity of it all that keeps it interesting. Thanks to all the comrades I've made and for the countless fine games we've played together. : )

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ZiggyS

Alliance: 
Diamond Dogs
Real name:  Per
Age:  39
Home:  Stockholm
Occupation:  Sociologist
Hobbies:  Hmmmm, is raising three kids a hobbie? Anyway, it takes all my time (almost)...
Story:  Suddenly I found myself spending all my time playing MK...Nowadays I try to open 3-4 games/serve only... It hurts, but "A man gotta do, what a man gotta do".

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