........In news today a Scorchio, after spending all day flying inside a volcano, fell asleep on his dung sofa, igniting the methane gas and burning his entire house to the ground. When we tried to interview him the Scorchio refused comment but as he wandered off we did hear him mumbling somthing about never buying dung furniture again.

........Arrrrr avast ye landlubber, swab the decks ye bilge rats, prepare the long boat or ye'll be dancin' the hempen jig, splice the mainbrace, weigh anchor, unfurl the main sail we've got booty to plunder. Arrrr, welcome to the Coral Canyon Corsairs matey. Here there be treasure, duels, piratey contests and most importantly, plenty of arrrrr's to go around. So polish those wooden legs, sharpen your swords and make sure your parrot is secured firmly to your shoulder. WE'RE SHOVING OFF!

........"When I first joined the guild I was a bit hesitant because the poll wasn't exactly what I'd call piratey." quoted Quebongque. "I've been a pirate all my life," he continues. "Me fadder was a pirate as was me mudder arrrrrr. I'd know a proper poll iff'n I saw one arrr." At this point que limped away on his fake peg leg mumbling about keelhauling the deckswabber who stole his eyepatch. Hopefully he'll get back on track and continue with his polls soon.

........Rumors of a long lost treasure map having been found have been floating around the docks. Pirates from all over are in an uproar trying to find out who found it. Talk to the bartender of the Coral Canyon Corsairs Cantina, he may know something about it. Deadline for this part of TREASURE HUNT is Saturday, March 22. Good luck.