You Are Now Courting Catalina

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat. "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here." A few words of advice from the world's most fucked up fairy tale.

Don't forget to-

• Spin around really fast at least at least once a month to realign your organs.
• Smile whenever you look someone of the opposite sex in the eye...even if they're really ugly.
• Keep your options open, you never know if something better is going to come along. This applies to everything.
• Splurge once and awhile on something really expensive that you don't need at all. It's good for the soul.
• Dress up on Halloween. Enough said.

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