PARTY MENU BOI!!!!:
Our party liaisons!
The Bars we get krunk at!
ONLY THE BEST FOR YOUR PARTY!!!
Flavaaaaa Flaaaaaaaaav...the call herd around the world. Now it's your chance to shout out, but this time you will be hollering at the mad rapper himself. That's right, he'll drive you crazy while he drives you to the bars!!! So if it's a little flava you want in your life, you got it!
You know this little guy from Different Strokes or maybe from the parking lot he used to be a security guard at. He hasn't changed one bit. Give him a stack of telephone books to sit on, and it is on! In fact, Gary is so good that if he had some platform shoes, he'd be a race car driver. You know it. PARTY!!!
You will never forget this party!!
You got it! When you party with us you get carted around by these two superstars: Flava Flav and Gary Coleman. Both of these characters were caught driving drunker than skunks, and have to do this as part of their community service!
They drive you around in style and grace, with all the personality you have come to know. You get driven from bar to bar, with nothing to worry about. Check out the limo you get to roll in aight: