PARTY MENU BOI!!!:
Our party liaisons!
The Bars we get krunk at!
GET READY FOR THE BEST PARTY OF YOUR LIFE!!!
Welcome to Boulder Bar Tours! You have just found the premier bar hopping service in this or any other of the 50 states! Get ready to take a ride on the wild side. You will be escorted into 10 of the hottest bars this side of the Mississippi where you will receive complete V.I.P. access. Once inside, enjoy Boulder's redonka donk night life with our expert party liaisons leading you every step of the way. As for getting around town, all you have to do is sit back and get krunk on our extreme party bus while our designated drivers cruise from bar to bar.
When you party with us you party like this:
- V.I.P. access to all bars.
- V.I.P. shuttle service.
- Hang with celebrities like P Diddy and Snoop D O double G.
- The best partying of your life with no worries.
So take a look around and find out how hard we party. If you think you can handle it, reserve your party now. Oh and if you are wondering who is behind this crazy scheme it be those two crazy muthas from the hood, Robert Ballantyne and Dustin Toy.