"Squirrel... What?! All i said was squirrel! Come on grow up... squirrel haha."

Sarah: "Guys, I have to experience new things as part of my jouney to find out who I truely am. Such as inanimate things."
Colleen: "Like dildos?!"
Sarah: "Yes, exact-NO!!!!"

"Theres no need to round second base at the lunch table!!!!"

"One time I smoked a leaf, like a leaf off a tree.”

"Just because I touched a boob it doesn't make me a slut!!!!"

"What do they put in these almond joys? (reads label for a good 20 seconds) chocolate and ALMONDS!!!! I just made a complete idiot of myself didn't I?"

"When I was a little kid i used to dress completely in black, lock myself in my room and write in my notebook, "I am alone." Then my mom would walk in and just kinda look at me like what the hell is wrong with you?!"

“Look at you! you are just wannabe toast, but really you are nothing but a piece of regular, plain, boring bread. You disgust me!"

Ummm… that picture I just drew well it kinda resembles a penis and squid at the same time… I shall call it “Squinis" (pronounced squ-ee-nis)

Instant Jello… jeez how lazy can a person get? If your gonna make jello have the decency to make it from scratch.