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First off this came about because of three things. Thing #1: Meathead's perspective The Future's So Bright I Gotta Dig My Eyes Out With a Spork Thing #2: I've been bummed about not being able to read a new perspective. So I decided to make the meatdroid so I could read a new perspective anytime I want to. *NOTE* this reason is no longer valid since new perspectives arrived on 6/20. Thing #3: TOO MUCH FREE TIME.
But folks, Give it up to Meathead! He's so cool. Meatdroid will never replace him. Meatdroid'd have to get about a million times cooler. So while you're here, visit the perspective.
Latest news about Meatdroid- Meathead is back!!!!!! I'm so happy! Maybe he saw the meatdroid and felt threatened by it's increadible power. Don't wory Meathead, meatdroid could never replace you.
Now out, version 1.1! It adds a few unwanted people like Courtney Love and kills them in interesting ways. Meatdroid is now 75% more violent! NEW ultraviolence section added, just select ultraviolence and read about NIN brutaly murdering people. Just what you all wanted. The next project is getting pictures put in it...
A quick one from Meatdroid- Following a map given to me my Robin Finck I made my way to the secret lair of nine inch nails. Right away Charlie Clouser fucked Jerome's acostic guitar. Cortney Love's right arm taken completly off by Meathead swinging a knife. before The Mafia could fuck Robin's bass, Trent's dog Daisy and Leo "boom boom" Herrera issued a press release about Fragility 2.0. before Danny Lohner was done walking to New Jersey, Marilyn Manson and Leo "boom boom" Herrera said, "Leo "boom boom" Herrera is pissed off at Trent's dog Daisy.". Robin Finck went to a strip club then went to the closest bar. Cortney Love turned and ran, but was chased by Meathead in Meathead's Humvee with tire chains, caught and run over again and again and again. Richard Patrick was hit in the neck by Jerome Dillon with a large axe. Robin Finck said, "Fuck you, Leo "boom boom" Herrera!". before Danny Lohner could play Happiness in Slavery, Leo "boom boom" Herrera hummed The Becoming. while working on Things Falling Apart, Meathead played Piggy. Cortney Love's chest was blown off by Trent's dog Daisy packing a TEC-9. And that's all they let me see before Trent Reznor threw me out.
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Here's a sample of the ULTRAVIOLENCE mode- Nine Inch Nails deced to kick the shit out of some of their adversaries. Cortney Love was mangled under the tires of Meathead's VW Bus as Marilyn Manson drove it to the closest bar. Meathead kicked Richard Patrick's neck, knocking them down, then unloaded four of clips into Cortney Love's face. Meathead sang I'm Looking Forward to Joining You, Finially then shot Richard Patrick's neck with a MP-5. Charlie Clouser wipped out a M-16 and shot Cortney Love three times in the head. Richard Patrick was ripped apart by A;ex Gray furiously basting away with a MP-5.
