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Quotes

I have a ton of *new* Gambit books to go through to find some memorable quotes from our favorite Cajun. In the meantime, here are all the others I could find, most of them on the internet. I'll put the new quotes up as soon as I get a chance to go through the back issues I have.

ANDREAS STRUCKER: LeBeau? Please remove yourself.

GAMBIT: Said th' same thing four years ago when I was stuck to y'sister on that velour...

ANDREAS: I remember! And I shall make you pay for that incident too! After I have the princess in my grasp...

GAMBIT: 'Member you mentionin' somethin' about that too, but you were talkin' 'bout Fergie...

GAMBIT: Stop screamin' like a girl at a Backstreet Boys concert! I had a hunch th'explosion wouldn't hurt you.

COURIER: You risked my life on a hunch?

GAMBIT: Apparently, yes.

COURIER: And how'd you know where I--

GAMBIT: Two words. Puh leaze.

COURIER: Okay okay I won't underestimate you ever again--if you promise not to tell my father I let someone follow me. Daddy would be mortified.

GAMBIT: We gotta move. I got th' gas.

COURIER: Did you eat Thai--?

GAMBIT: I meant th' canister!

COURIER: Oh...

"'Cept he doesn' have my name, my experiences, my accent...or my cute buns." ~Gambit (about New Son)

Jacob Gavin: "But scary as it may have been to you, part of it must have been kind of...COOL, no?"

Gambit: "Nah. Forces me off balance. I dont' like bein' off balance."

Gambit: "I know you Neo have thick skulls but dis is ridiculous!"

Rax the Neo: "Arrogant fool!"

Rax: "By taking down the leader of an X-men 'clan'...I will be rewarded with the proper respect due me!"

Gambit: "Oh c'mon, next you gon' bully me for my lunch money!"

BellaDonna: "...So you gon' go block by block blowin' up this thing until your head pops off?"

Gambit: "Not my preference, really--but look around Bel--do we really have much of a choice?"

Emil: "We could pretend it ain' happenin' an' go take de jewels outta de Epurer house over dere..."

Gambit: "Don' make me give you a time-out, Emil..."

Emil: "Or triggering a couple of nukes? Now dis is what I call fun!"

Gambit: "Jus' as bad as th' time you conned me into stealin' that jet plane..."

Mercy: "Yeah, an' look how well that turned out!"

Gambit: "We crashed th' plane!"

Mercy: "Exactly! Like Emil said, fun time!"

"You know it's a bad sign when I'm de voice of reason..." (Gambit)

"'He' didn't know. Thought it might be something illegal... didn't know it would be somethin' so... awful. Changed me, that night did. Changed me hard. Sickened m'self so much I almos' died there too. Sometimes... wish I had. Couldn' stop de ones I'd gathered, so I helped whoever I could to get out. Managed ta snatch one little girl outta harm's way. Don't know who she was, bones stickin' every which way out of her face. But dat... dat was all I could do." (Gambit)

Gambit: "Speaking o' which, whose 'Three Stooges Collected Works' video?"

Cyclops: "Ummm, that'd be mine. It was... er, a gift... a wedding gift."

Gambit: "Like I said, you're a lucky man, Scott Summers."

X-Baby Bishop: "Hey, loser... don't mess with the X-Men. Even the little ones."

X-Baby Gambit: "'Specially the little ones."

Xavier: "You wanted me to get my mental powers back, monster... well, have them I do."

Nina: "Bet you feel stupid now, don't you doodie-head."

Gambit: "Well dat's a rallyin' cry if e'er I did hear one."

Gambit: "De teachers pets are here t'save de day an' show us l'il tadpoles how t'behave."

Cyclops: "Whoa... whoa..."

Gambit: "Forget it, Summers... de crazy ol' goat's all yours."

Marrow: "We're outta here!"

"Playin' for keeps is still playin', Mon Ami, so take a card...ANY CARD!" (Gambit)

"..Every man has a price to charge and a price to pay." (Gambit)

Marrow: "No problemo. I boosted an old set of walkie-talkies from some maintenance guys in the tunnels."

Storm: "Boosted?"

Gambit: "You stole radios?"

Marrow: "Gimme a break. I'm getting lectured on taking things by a pickpocket and a member of the Theive's Guild?"

Gambit: "Um, Right..."

"Say to you, homme, what I said to the real Wolverine last time we tussled: 'Bang, you dead!'" (Gambit to a Wolverine clone)

"You like it cher? I get you one for Christmas." (Gambit to Rogue in the TV show)

Kitty: "A time-delay on your kinetic charge? When'd you pick that one up?"

Wolverine: "Boy's a regular secret machine, Kitty."

Gambit: "Takes one to know one, Wolverine."

Nightcrawler: "Good comeback."

Stewerdess: Do you need help fastening your seatbelt?

Gambit: Need... or want?

Gambit: "You want me to kinetically charge dese cards--and use 'em to make a new doorway outta the wall instead? Just when I was afraid de only reason ya asked me to come along is my irresistible animal magnetism."

Jean: "Don't push it, Cajun."

Gambit: "Who, me?"

Gambit: "Where'd you get dat extra bio-energy?"

Bishop: "I stored it. Where'd you hide the bo-staff?"

Gambit: "Don't ask if y'don't want to know."

"C'mon, Bobby! You think I'm only interested in Rogue for the physical thrill of it all. Been with a lot of women, but with her ... Just never felt this way about anyone before." (Gambit)

Gambit: "But I love you."

Rogue: "You're honest with the people you love, Gambit. Otherwise...It's a gamble."

Cerebro: "Security alert. Sector: Subrqur V"

Gambit: "In English."

Cerebro: "That WAS English."

"Always did want one of dem weed whackers." (Gambit)

Rogue: "I got the Russian, Storm! What about the swamp rat?"

Storm: "He is about to receive a painful lesson in the law of gravity and humiliation unless the good Earth responds to my call."

Gambit: "CA C'EST ASSEZ! Enough! I'm sorry already! Less wit' de guilt and more wit' de savin' Chere!"

"I'm a thief, chere, jus' doin' what comes natural!" (Gambit)

Jean: "This seems awfully easy."

Gambit: "Or we're just too good for words."

Cable: "Don't get cocky, LeBeau."

Gambit: "Ca va Stormy?"

Storm: "Must you call me that, Remy?"

Gambit: "Good to see you too. Dat Beldame, she..."

Storm: "Is MINE."

Gambit: "Absolutement, chere."

Storm: "What now?"

Gambit: "You had your plan. It got me loose. Now it's my turn."

Magneto: "They acted out of zeal. If so, I--and only I--shall determine their appropriate punishment."

Gambit: "Pardon my asking, m'sieu...but who died and made you God?"

Wolverine: "Real life lesson, Gambit...don't try to reinvent the rules...unless you're prepared to have others do the same."

Jubilee: "No fair! No fair! No fair! It was Rogue who cheated first! She couldn't have caught that bounce without her powers."

Gambit: "Let it go, Jubilee. Rogue says she did not cheat, d'accord. But the gloves are off now, hey? Any agreement not to use powers is null and void, no? And my powers can make this game real interestin'." (charges the basketball)

Jubilee: "OH NO...!"

"Alors! I thought I'd joined the X-Men, not the Brady Bunch! There are some things I prefer not to do in a group." (Gambit)

Gambit: "No need for thank yous, Quicksilver."

Quicksilver: "That's correct, Gambit. No need, because I could have handled them without you and Psylocke's help."

Psylocke: "If getting killed fits your definition of handling them, then I'd have to agree."

"Now Betsy, no reason to hurt Betsy, IS THERE? I'm so CONFUSED!" (Gambit)

Cyclops: "I believe you people have something that belongs to us?"

Gambit: "Short Li'L Fella."

Jubilee: "All adamantium and attitude. One of a kind. We'd like him BACK."

Beast: "And don't forget our Japanese-by-way-of-Britain Ninja warrior. You can imagine how hard THEY are to replace!"

Archangel: "With Storm and Cyclops both off-campus...you're really getting into this substitute instructor role, Jean."

Jean: "Yes, Warren...I am. Now shush. Bishop and Gambit, if you'll please lose your weapons...?"

Bishop: "It's always been my belief that a soldier should NEVER divest himself of the secturity of his armaments."

Gambit: "Mon Dieu! Does the man sleep with a teddy bear as well?"

Jean: "I HEARD that, Gambit."

"After all dis time--an' I still manage to impress myself." (Gambit)

"For de first time since you dropped into dis century, you called me *Remy*. You tryin' to make me *blush*?" (Gambit to Bishop)

Rogue: "Ah...saw what ya did. It must have been hard on you."

Gambit: "No, Chere. Not having you in my life...? Dat was hard."

Gambit: "... dese people even accepted me. Dat should tell ya what a poor judge of character dey are."

Joseph: "Point taken."

Rogue: "G-Gambit. Gambit...Ah loved you. Ah...Always...Loved you."

Gambit: �As if I'm gonna let you punch out on an exit line like dat, Chere?"

"Girl, don you ever listen? Wit'out you...I don't have much of a life!" (Gambit)

"Who? To my friends, de name's Remy LeBeau. To my enemies, it's Gambit! You can go on ahead an' forget dat first name right about now." (Gambit)

Gambit: "Oh, th' pain."

Rogue: "Hush, Cajun, an' get up!"

Gambit: "Mus' be paralyzed."

Rogue: "Convenient position."

Cyclops: "That sir, is no way to treat a lady."

Gambit: "Or Rogue neither, hein?"

Beast: "Mommy, talk about a man who loves to live dangerously."

Bishop has just showed up and is in a fight with Gambit

Remy: (Bishop pulls his gun out) "A plasma rifle--(remy charges a piece of pie up) 'gainst a boysenberry pie? Can you find the crazed psychopath in this picture?"

Rogue: "Gambit is right, Bishop!"

Bishop: "eh?"

Rogue: "If anyone is behavin' like a prime candidate for the Acolytes--it's you!"

Remy: (throwing the pie) "You're wasting your massive lungs, chere...He's not one t'listen t'reason!"

(Bishop moves and the pie hits Rogue in the face.)

Remy: "Oooooops."

Rogue: " 'Oooops'? I spent four hours sweatin' ovah a hot stove-- an' the best ya can offer is OOOOOPS?!"

(Bishop and Remy are laughing watching Rogue get mad)

Bishop: "Is this wise?"

Remy: "Keep laughing or she'll kill us!"

Rogue: "White lilies are for death...that go for roses, too?"

Gambit: " Dear Lord...give me de strength."

...so den de bartender, he say to Thibedeaux...'cause dat's how these stories, they be told inna Bayou country, hien -- pardonez-moi, mon brave, but Gambit must deal wit' some more of your compatriots. Un carte, a little dash o' mutant energy, an' when it hits...une belle explosion! Bada-bing! Bada-bang! Bada-BOOM!" (Gambit)

"I'm the leader of the geek patrol. That makes me king geek." (Gambit, thinking)

Gambit: "Can't get a twelve course meal at McDonalds."

Jean-Luc: "Is that a scots restaurant?"

Gambit: "Never Mind!"

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