Make money, lose weight and get rich too this is all a bunch of bullshit like you this is what i see on my t.v. late at night why should i fight.
[chorus
my tv my tv, theres no better life for me]
mtv, show, and hbo
why is it i see so many naked hoes on my t.v. why is it that they are not with me.
chorus
al bundy, homer, and cartman i know a super hero named bartman
chorus
stop smoking, get rich and have a clean car why am i not a movie star
chorus
max, nick, and fox i think t.v. rocks this is what i see on my t.v. theres no better life for me.
BOTTLE
in the end it all goes away
so why the fuck do i stay
in all this hate and misery
you take away all of my pride
you wonder why i run and hide
[chorus
all i need is a bottle
to kill the pain
that makes me insane]
i am losing my sight, losing my mind
i am just here doing my time
waiting for the reaper to take me
as i wonder why the fuck did you make me
chorus
i am dead in the head
this is why i don't leave my bed
i was born with out a soul
is that why i am so anti-social
the only goal i have is to die
so you need not ask why
chorus
why mother fucker
cry mother fucker
die mother fucker
My World (See)
[chorus
if you saw the world the way i see it
then you wouldn't want to be in it]
all i see is filthy fucking faggot
that remind me of disease maggot
bitches that don't know how to keep their
leg shut that why your a slut
chorus
i wish i was fucking blind
so i wouldn't have to see it
but i would still have to fucking be in it
chorus
if i commit suicide
would it be heard world wide
or would no one know
and my world would grow
chorus
you will never see the world the way i see it but if you could
you wouldn't want to be here
and you would live in constant fear
chorus
MY NAME IS T-BONE by Matt
My name is T-Bone and I'm lazy
Only got to LA before I quit never got to Z Y cuz I'm lazy And I'm fat
so what ya think about that
Want to step to this better bring a chair over here
And while your up get me a beer!
I work hard at being lazy if you think you can beat me your crazy
I watch TV 24-7 Saturday morning cartoons and news at 11
I once ate a Big Mac in just one bite Del Taco Macho Nachos are outta sight!
BONES DREAM
never have sex with a fat chick
because she may be an alien
[chorus
keep on dreaming
don't wake up]
hang out with korn
but don't get mad when fildy leaves
he is just going to get some beer
chorus
you should not be the only one moshing
hanging out with matt at the savon photo-mat
walking down the freeway
looking for the a jack-in-the-box
climb down the world's tallest gas station
chorus
a speed way should have a fair not a farm
you wouldn't want a horse to attack you
keep
keep on
keep on dreaming
keep on dreaming don't wake up
U.S.H.R.D
what do you see when you look at the world
when i look at the world
i see nothing maybe you see something
[chorus
toxic dumping, nuclear waste, satellites in outer space
united state human race disgrace]
i say fuck it all you hang out at the mall
i sleep at day why you work away
to buy shit you don't need talk about greed
chorus
communism is a thing of the past
well enjoy your capitalism why it last
the revolution is coming soon
then you will meet your doom
chorus
what do you see when you
look at the world
when i look at the world
i see red and your dead
WE WILL GET THERE
we get in my peace of shit van
to go to a party
but it won't start
it just falls apart
[chorus
we will get there
soon or later maybe never]
so we go to my homies house
to get his ford pinto
but it as a flat
so forget that
chorus
we walk back to my pad
to steal my sisters car
but we don't go far
because we get stuck
so we call a tow truck
but he wants 50 bucks
man that sucks
chorus
we see some fools in a truck
so we jump in the back
to the party jack
i hope they have bacardi
but there is no party
DUI
depression is my obsession
criticized and confused
injected with stress
realizing i am a mess
[chorus
sweet indulgent fluid
i swallow therapy in a bottle
but still i am hollow]
torn and bleeding
i have sinned exposed
the verdict is in guilty
expect i have been betrayed
wanting to complain
i resist and cry
why i suffer
as i think of her
chorus
the days pass still i obsess
about the stress
i confess i am a twisted mess
blasphemy is just another word to me
fucking rotten away in my cell as i wait hell
chorus
FREEDUMB
you think your free
because you live in america
your not free you will never be
until total anarchy
when you take the free out
all is left is the dumb come one don't deny it
you think you can buy it
freedom of speech
the right to impeach
liberty is not for you or me
so we must kill the powers that be
revolution is the only solution
to end the capitalist pollution
you think you have independace
because of capitalist amedments
money, greed, and fame
don't mean a damn thing
except human suffering
you say land of the free
home of the brave
i say landfill of the rich
home of the enslaved
freedom will never be reached
till the goverment is breachred
you think you are free
but yor not your just dumb
EXIST
fuck off and die
you don't realy exist
so don't fucking resist
your just in my head
would i be better off dead
[chorus
someboby should explain this
god dose not care cause dose not exist] that is the twist
you say i am wrong
you call me a freak
but still your secrets i will seek
i will attempt to break you
chorus
why do i pray the shit dose not go away
you just forgot about me
that is why you don't exist
i am so pissed off
i need some smirnoff
chorus
so fuck off and die
you don't realy exist
so don't fucking resist
your just in my head
i know i be better off dead
POSER
you come up to me
to ask me why
i hate you
you think your cool
riding around town
on your little skate board
you think you a punk
and an anarchist
well your nothing
your not cool
you don't even know how to skate
[chorus
your not a punk
your not an anarchists
your not a skater
your a fucking poser]
you come up to me
wanting to fight
just to get you ass kicked
i laugh at you
and call you a poser
you talk about anarchy in the u.k
but you live i the u.s.a
chorus
your nothing more
than a trendy ass poser
