This is the famous story that got this special girl so angry and her boyfriend so hostile. Brandon (another ex) thought it was great. Enjoy....
: "Get me a Moutain Dew bitch!" The horrible teenage boy shouted at his so called soul mate...
"Kevin, calm down. Youre favorite show BMX with Bill Cosby is on" replied the Misty Montoya, age of 15.
: "This is your 8th Moutain this hour, maybe you should slow down" Misty said as she opened the can for the mildly retarded Kevin Smith. "Shut the hell up bitch....Ive had a rough day smiling my gay ass grin at everyone"
: Kevin's beedy eyes turned in an evil glare.....he got the remote control and smacked Misty's perfect face. :WHAM: "THere change the channel whore!"
: Misty was knocked to the ground "You know I love it when you hit me." Misty said with a gleeful expression.
: Kevin guzzled down his Mountain Dew and was enjoying his Bill Cosby BMX racing when the phone rang, "Hello, Misty's house....what do you want" He gargled into the phone....He wss enraged when the voice from the receiver responded
: "Hi this is one of Misty's ex boyfriends Greg. I was wondering if Misty was around....."
: Kevin's ugly braces shined with evilness....."Misty moved to Utah jerk.....dont call anymore" Kevin said as he slammed down the phone with resentment.
: Greg would not belive this lieing whore
: He gathered Misty's 2 other ex boyfriends, Dereck Boskie and a wimp named Brandon
: The trio would take care of this Kevin fellow. Greg invited them to his home for ckae and yogart to come up with a plan.....
: "Lets just wack the mofo with a stick" suggested abbusive Dereck
"How about we reason with him and smile and-" Brandon could not finish his sentence without being pumeted by Dereck with a hocky stick
: "Come on guys, we have to work together.....Derecl stop humping Brandons' eye socket" Greg reasoned
: "OK....We know that Kevin is a total fag skater wussy right? and his ex girlfriend had mono right? So lets use this!"
: "Ok......we take away Kevin's mono medicine and make him into the true homo he is........but how???"
: "Its obvious......Make him fall in love with......." Dereck burst into tears "DAO NGO! Hes who I dumpt Misty for...and he broke my heart!"
: "Fine, we have to get Dao.......You get Dao and Ill steal the medicine!.......Someone scrpae Brandons body off my driveway" Greg instructed
R: Dereck knew about a Vietnemese vs Chinse runble that he was sure Dao would be there.....To make a lng story short, a switchblade and 65 POke'mon cards later, Dao was ready to help the exBoyfriend Duo
: Greg followed Kevin home on his stealthy go ped......."Alright I got it" Greg thought as he opened the medicine cabinent in Kevin's room....he was shocked to find erotic pictures of Chou Young Fat.." This will be easier than I thought" Greg thought to himself
: The next morning, thursday was when the plan would go into action
: The bell rang......Greg and Dereck waited outside the drama room where the shameful couple pearch . Dao was still knocked out in a duffel bag from the thimbel of Nyquel Greg had given him
"Kevinand Misty......12:00" Dereck cautioned as he tighted his grip on the bag handle... Greg gave his usual glare at the couple, but would not turn his head today......Justice will be served today
: "Hi Gr-" Misty started , but remebered Kevin had instructed her not to speek with her ex boyfriends.
: "What do you want whores?" Kevin asked in his retarded confused usual voice....
: Just to show how cool he was and to make Dereck jealous, he did his usual jamming his tounge down Misty's throat BUT , his mono kicked in! His tounge swelled up to the size of a small shoe and Misty was choking.....
: Misty bit down hard and his tounge was bit right off....She spit it out......." Ewww fucking gross!" She said as her mono started acting up. It was time to unleesh the secret weapon, Misty was disgusted with Kevin and he was feeling inseccure!
: "Relase the asain lover man!" Greg whispered to his partner Dereck
: "OK shield your eyes or you will fall in love Greg!" Dereck informed him. The two shut their eyes and opened the bag.
: Greg played his tape player the song "Oochie Wally Oochie Bang Bang" Dao did his dance of love and Kevin was instantly in his trance
: The plan was working! Kevin started "freaking" to the comforting music! Greg and Dereck would prevail! But.....to their horror......
: Misty was looking at Dao with that big eyed seductive look that all her ex boyfriends and boyfriends knew so well......All 3 of them, Kevin, Greg, and Dereck knew what was going on
: Well Misty dumped Kevin, and joined Dao as his "bitch" and joined his Vitanamese gang.
: "Oh well Kevin.....join the club now bro.....we meet Wednsedays at Misty's house and throw stuff at it" Dereck said in a friendly voice.
: So thats how we got our new member Kevin....Moral of the story....Love is strong....so is Dao......
: THE END