Here are some AIM conversations I have had over time that I have saved......right now I have had only one that I saved, but I will start saving more soon!
Hey there all you Greg fans…..this is an AIM conversation I had with someone who Sancho told me not to tell you…but Im not working for Sancho anymore so it is a girl named Abigail (suck on that Poon!).I didn’t want to give my AIM name because I don’t want to be bothered by all of you….enjoy.
Me: Hey
Abby: HELLO
Abby: WHO R U
Abby: ???
Me: I am Gervase from Survivor....I WON NIGGA!
Me: Hey want half a million dollars?
Abby: YEAH SHURE
Abby: BUT I KNOW U WONT GIVE IT
Me: Yah ha! I heard you deal crack is this true? Cuz my bro TJ is gonna cap me and I just got hella bank form this Survivor shiot so give me all your nose candy biotch!
Abby: I GOT NUTTIN
Me: Awww you got Nuttin!?!?!?!?!? That shit is TIIIIIIGHT!
Abby: NUTTING
Me: THats Nuttin laced with pot right?
Abby: YEAH
Me: Damn that shit is as illegal as Elain Gonzalos!
Me: By the way how much for a table dance?
Me: Awww Im just playing dawg!!!! i already wasted my million dollars on getting that fag Richard killed, crack, and hoes
Abby: DID U KNOW THAT RICH IS GAY
Abby: ???
Me: Yeah thats why I got Deangelo to cap his ass!
Me: Hey want to know who realy killed Nicole Simpson, 2-Pac, Biggy, JFK, and Redi Whip?
Me: And Elain Gonzalos?
Me: It was the guy who does the voice of Ash from Poke'mon on the spanish channel
Abby: OK WHAT IS UR REALL NAME
Me: Gervase
Me: From survivor
::Long silence ( I went to get food I think)::
Me: Ok sorry had to rob a bank...Im back
Abby: IF U R GERVASE THNE WHO R THE OTHER SURVIVOR PEEPZ
Me: Kelly, Joel , Rudy,Greg, Rich, Sue, Jenna ect
Abby: NO I WANT EVEYONE
Me: What you want a medal or a monument? I hated all those crackers!
Abby: I DONT WANT NE OF THAT CRAP
I WANT REAL MONEY FOO
Me: Awwww I blew all that shit werent you listining hoe?
Abby: NO
Me: And why the fuck you talking like a brother? You aint down with da brothers!
Abby: WHAT EV
Me: Fuck Survivor man.......I should have gone on "Who wants to be a Millionare".....actually I aint be smart enough to answer them Questions ya know what Im sayin'? I think I should of just robbed that cracker John Carpenter
Me: Do you want to join the KKK African Gay Jewish Comunist Gun Club?
Abby: NAW
ITS KOO
Me: Why the fuck not?
Me: Stop talking like a brother fob! Im about to bust a cap dawG!
Abby: THATS NICE
WHRERS UR HOMIE COREY AT
OR SANCHO
???
Abby: HUH GREG
Me: No its not! Im about to cap you like old Yella and than eat your eyes
Me: Who the fuck is Correy and Greg?
Abby: Y WOULD A BLACK DUDE WATCH OLD YELLER
Abby: U MISSED SOMEONE
Abby: AHAHAHHAHA
Me: I just caap him dawg...that gangsta is the only coo cracker
Abby: UR SO FUNNY GREG
Abby: LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME IM TALKING TO ONE OF THE SURVIVOR PROPLE
Me: Damn straight
Me: The winner
Me: I won damn it! Kiss my ass Richard!
Me: He grabbed rudy's ass at the end....I saw em.....Rich was masterbating to Rudy's hot bod the whole time......like Han Solo always stroking his own Wookie
Abby: I SAY KELLY SHOULD OF GOT IT
Me: I GOT IT HO! CALM DOWN!
Abby: OK
WHATEVER
Me: I EARNED IT! IM BLACK GIVE ME MONEY! HELL THE GOVERNMET DOES!
Abby: THATS NICE TO KNOW GREG
Me: Nah Greg is the stupid guy on tmy island who said "Pick a number".....hated that cracker
Me: I was on the damn show and I hated! Hell put me on Big Brother w the cracker with one leg!
Me: Ill break off his other damn leg!
Abby: I GOT TO GO NOW
NIGGA
::She stayed for about 30 minnutes after she said that::
Me: Leave
Me: Leave your disturbing me
Me: IM GONNA CAP YOU DONT DIS MY BROTHAS AND ME!
Me: HURRY THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE!
Abby: 711615 4011 17 401115 1766312 70
Me: AMen to that!
Me: Dam asians and their pagers
Me: 235y9130471-3507513=0973208257631-507513=097135=0135=1035931508156303186531
Me: 92386491823619386519386310956bitch-0-0852-085-085-0385-0185-10353-508
::Takes a long time for response::
Abby: YEH WELL4564153165132165415235165432.056453121654132165494650564105489784 12654864561654064 456465413461564564148464646FUCK U 153453213246545643445ASSS 14654564654445HOLE4654654564465564564UR ASS IS MINE 5455646545464654
Me: I love you too
Me: Wait do I have to give you my ass now?
::Starts sending warnings (I couldnt care less)::
Me: Uh oh your warnining me Im doomed!
Me: This is no way to treat a celeberty
Me: Especailly a black one
The End
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