Paige Tips
*Paige's make up/fashion tips by Andrea*
1. Yeah, baby. Da pimp daddy's fashion tip numba one. Always wear black. Black hides your fat-UH I mean it's coo. But still baby, it gotsa be TIGHT. Yeahh, baby.
2. Numba 2? Yeah. Okay well, yeah, you gotsa wear a cool cowboy hat. Da chicks dig the sexy cowboy style, baby. Trust me..Cowboy style! Yeeeeah.
3. Palm fronds iz what da Pimp Daddy is gonna bring up next baby. Ya see, palm fronds is so coo. Tha chicks dig da cooness of da palm tree lookin shit, it's so sexy and hip. But take caution befo' dis, cuz ya gots ta realize dere be no chance of you bein' as sexy as me. Got it baby?
4. Okay yo...Ya gots ta have big ass mofo shoes. Dey best be big fo' a few reasons yo. 1) Da ladies be diggin em. 2) When you're short like me, you look cool and manly to be talla, and 3) When big ugly Jolly Gay Giants like Jay attack you, you can kick dem in da crotch really hard.
5. Since ya gonna be wearin lots o' black clothin', ya is gonna wanna be careful.. Since I eat so many powdered donuts, I always get dat white powda shit all over my clothes.. Make SURE and check da mirror for it, because I'm sure ya don't look so attractive and sexy with food on you..
6. Black leather. Dat makes you sexy as hell. But one thing dat pisses me off, yo. PEOPLE CALL ME CAT WOMAN! Dat's NOT funny, shut yo mouth.
7. Da best thing about being...fat-Umm a chubby pimp I mean.. Is dat da chicks DIG da sexy ass cheeks. No, not my ass, although that's nice too. I be talkin' bout my FACE cheeks... They chubby and ALL da bitches be pinchin' em goin "Aww those are so cute"..Okay that isnt really make up or fashion, but dis be MY list so shut da fuck up beotch.
8. To complete da pimpish style, you has gots ta have a black choker or a sexy ass black scarf around yo neck. Dat turns on da ladies, don't ask me. Maybe it's just me, but.. Uhh... Yeah yo.
9. This isn't style eitha.. Well it's a sense of style, wit da way you act. ALWAYS make fun of other brothas. Show you're strong baby.
10. My biggest tip I can give any brotha to get ladies.. Is be a homie baby. YEAH. They love that.. I mean.. Look at me!