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Church Bulletin Bloopers

• The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people not afflicted with any church.
• The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. The ladies are invited to lunch in the fellowship hall when the BS is done.
• Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
• For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
• The Pastor spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
• During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon by brother J.F. Stubbs.
• Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
• The 8th grade class will present Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 PM. You are invited to attend this tragedy.
• A song fest was hell at the Methodist church on Wednesday.
• Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.
• Today's Sermon: "HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK?" with hymns from a full choir.
• Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.