For those of you who are chinese illiterate [hehe, jkjp], that lil cartoon is named
-azn titanic- and what's happening is:
first box: jack-promise me...
second box: jack-no matter what... promise me...
third box: rose-i promise you! no matter what you want me to do, i promise!
fourth box: jack-then can you come down here? *^_^;;*
rose-"stupid thought" [u wish]

"Equal" is not always synonymous with "the same." Men and women
are created equal. But, boys and girls are not born the same.

1. You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose.
You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it.
Then it will hit him in the nose.

2. You dress your little girl in her Easter Sunday best, and she'll
look just as pretty when you finally make it to church an hour later.
You dress a boy in his Easter Sunday best, and he'll somehow
find every mud puddle from your home to the church,
even if you're driving there.

3. Boys' rooms are usually messy. Girls' rooms are
usually messy, except it's a good smelling mess.

4. A baby girl will pick up a stick and look in wonderment at what
nature has made. A baby boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a gun.

5. When girls play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to dress
them up and play house with them. When boys play with Barbie
and Ken dolls, they like to tear off their appendages.

6. Boys couldn't care less if their hair is unruly. If their bangs
got cut a quarter-inch too short, girls would rather lock
themselves in their room for two weeks than be seen in public.

7. Baby girls find mommy's makeup and almost instintively start painting their face.
Baby boys find mommy's makeup and almost instinctively start painting the walls.

8. If a girl accidently burps, she will be embarrassed. If a boy
accidently burps, he will follow it with a dozen fake belches.

9. Boys grow their fingernails long because because they're
too lazy to cut them. Girls grow their fingernails long - not because
they look nice - but because they can dig them into a boy's arm.

10. Girls are attracted to boys, even at an early age.
At an early age, boys are attracted to dirt.

11. By the age of 6, boys will stop giving their dad kisses. By the age of 6,
girls will stop giving their dad kisses unless he bribes them with candy.

12. Most baby girls talk before boys do. Before boys talk,
they learn how to make machine-gun noises.

13. Girls will cry if someone dies in a movie. Boys will cry if you turn off the VCR
after they've watched "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" three times in a row.

14. Girls turn into women. Boys turn into bigger boys.

QUESTIONS:
1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no?
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
4. How many outs are there in an inning?
5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get?
7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples do you have?
8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last?
9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left?
10. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him on the ark?
11. A butcher in the market is 5'-10" tall. What does he weigh?
12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
13. What was the President's name in 1960?

ANSWERS:
1. Yes. It comes right after the 3rd.
2. One (1). You can only be born once.
3. Twelve (12). All of them have at least 28 days.
4. Six (6). Don't forget there is a top and bottom to every inning.
5. No. He must be dead if it is his widow!
6. Seventy (70). 30 divided by 1/2 is 60.
7. Two (2). You take two apple...therefore, YOU have TWO apples.
8. One hour. If you take the first pill at 1:00, the second at 1:30, and the third at 2:00, the pills have run out and only an hour has passed.
9. Nine (9). Like I said, all BUT nine die.
10. None. I didn't know that Moses had an ark?
11. Meat...that is self-explanatory.
12. Twelve (12). How many eggs are in a dozen TWELVE... it's a dozen!
13. Bill Clinton. As far as I know, he hasn't changed his name.