hey everyone, this is a whole page of quotes that a friend
"Well seeing as I have no brains or legal experience, I just went out there
enthusiastically sent me. she's a total julia roberts fan
so here you are if you're another julia roberts fanatic
and enjoy anyway if you aren't, there's some other quotes, too
and performed 634 sexual favors....634 blowjobs in 5 days ... I'm really
quite tired actually" Julia Roberts~Erin Brokovich
"Listen up..limp dick, cause im only gunna say this once. As far as your
pitiful knowledge of what a woman wants goes, Im not going to waste my time
with some LOSER who doesn't even know what snow-blowing is..The guy i
date is in highschool, and it has to be said that everytime we talk about
you, he laughs his a$$ off" Julia Roberts~Step Mom
"I guarantee we'll have tough times, and I guarantee at some point one, or both
of us will want to get out, but i also guarentee that if i don't ask you to be
mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life, because i know in my heart you're
the only one for me" Julia Roberts~Runaway Bride
"You want my number... I got numbers commin out of my ears for instance 10
thats how many months my baby girl is sexy huh well how about this for numbers
6 thats how old my other daughter is, 8 is the age of my son, 2 is how many times
i have been married and divorced. 16 is the number of dollars i have in my back
account. 850-3943 thats my phone number and with all the numbers I've given you
i'm guessing 0 is the number of times you're going to call" Julia Roberts~Erin Brokovich
"They're called BOOBS Ed" Julia Roberts~Erin Brokovich
"Take advantage of the few short years you have in life. If you don't all
you have to look forward to is eternal flame. But i promise that i can get
into heaven. Ask me about it and you can get there to" *Micheal L* A great
christian friend to me! (Allison)
"I've been on a diet ever since i was 19.. which pretty much means i've
been starving for a decade. I've had a series of not nice boyfriends, 1 of
whom hit me. And everytime i get my heart broken the papers splash it about
as if it's entertainment. It's taken two, rather painfull operations to
get me looking like this. And not to far from now, my looks will go, they will
discover i can't act, and i will become some middle aged woman who looks a bit
like someone who was famous for a while" Julia Roberts~Notting Hill
"Happiness isn't happiness without a violen playing goat" Julia Roberts~Notting Hill
"Us country girls cut across fields it's quicker" Julia Roberts~Runaway Bride
"While i still have one A$$ in stead of two i'll wear whatever I like if thats
alright with you" Julia Roberts~Erin Brokovich
"Thats all you got lady two wrong feet and fuc*ing ugly shoes" Julia Roberts~Erin Brokovich
"Not personal? Thats my work, my sweat, my time away from my kids if thats
not personal then i don't know what is" Julia Roberts~Erin Brokovich
"Well i am the neighbors, so shut the fuc* up" Julia Roberts~Erin Brokovich
"Kimmy says when you love someone you say it right then, out loud, or
else the moment just passes you by" Micheal~My Best Friends Wedding
"I have exactly 4 days to break up a wedding, steal the bride's fella...
and I haven't one clue how to do it" Julia Roberts~My Best Friends Wedding
"I had the strangest dream. I dreamt that some pyscopath was trying
to break the two of you up. Luckily I wake up, and the world is just as it
should be, for my best friend has won the best woman. I didn't get you a
gift however this in on loan until you two find your song" Julia Roberts~My Best Friends Wedding
"I've got moves you've never seen" Julia Roberts~ My Best Friends Wedding
"Micheal, I love you. I've loved you for 9 years. I've just been to arrogent
and scared to realize it and now im just scared. So, I have this one gigantic
favor to ask of you.... chose me, marry me let me make you happy... that sounds
like 3 favors dosen't it" Julia Roberts~My Best Friends Wedding
"I think there might be a great change that i am profoundly and
irreversibly screwed up" Julia Roberts~Runwaway Bride
"I am so increadibly sick of your impurious bull shi*. I never said i was
June Fuc*in cleaver. And whenever life hits her hard you want to have some 12
hour conversation, every 3rd tuesday of the month you go ahead lady, i have
a life. I think the problem here is your daughter, and that she is a wise a$$
little brat." "Get out of my house" " Are you sure i didn't see that on the
schedule" Julia Roberts&Jackie in~Step Mom
"I'm too tall to be a babe, I'm either a chick or abroad!" ~Julia Roberts~
"There's a whole personality that goes with wearing high-heeled shoes...
especially in the sand" ~Julia Roberts~
"When you get the chance to sit out or dance i hope you dance"
"May you never take one single breath for granted"
"May the lines upon your face be a reflection of those around you"
"Well we both were pumping gas at the texico and when his dipstick got jammed
I helped him yank it out" Ashley Judd~Where the Heart Is
"When you don't want it, have time for it, have room for it, when you've
got pinkeye, the flu, rheumatic fever. When your working 16 hours a day
and you don't have time to crap, thats when you turn around and there he
is **MR RIGHT**" ~Julia Roberts~
"It's kinda great being me!" ~Julia Roberts~
" The day will come and it will end, and if you are looking way down the
road then you will have missed it- and some great things could have happened
that day" ~Julia Roberts~
"What's nice about my dating life is that I don't have to leave my house. All I
have to do is read the paper: I'm marrying Richard Gere, dating Daniel
Day-Lewis, parading around with John F. Kennedy, Jr., and even Robert De Niro
was in there for a day."~Julia Roberts~
"It's funny when people say, 'I don't think julia likes me.' Honey, if
I don't like you, you're going to know about it."~Julia Roberts~
"You must be proud! When your son says, 'Dad, what did you do?' and you say,
'I jump out of bushes and terrorize women in the night'" ~Julia Roberts~