Ozzy tried to hide Jacks knife, and he puts it under a bowl of bananas.
Minnie attacking Kelly.
Ozzy repeats the singing James Brown doll over and over and dances to it.
Ozzy pretending to swim in the pool with no water.
When Ozzy puts Minnie up to his face and starts singing to her.
Sharon letting Minnie lick her tongue.
Lola crapping on the new carpet.
Sharon crashing Kelly’s Benz.
When the houseguest Dill burns the griddle.
Sharon throwing a ham over the neighbors yard.
Sharon flinging a sock at Jack’s face.
Ozzy chasing the cat and repeatedly yelling "Sharon!"
Kelly imitating Christina Aguilera at the
dinner table in the middle of christmas dinner. (from Jhalacy)
When Jack got Lola back and they swim in the pool together and then Lola
walks out of the pool then immediatley throws up. (from Jhalacy)
Kelly loosing her dad's credit card. (from Rrolston)
Ozzy trying to open his Best Of Chris Farley DVD. Then, he couldn't figure out how to start the DVD.
Ozzy slicing a piece of ham. "I'm a professional." Then Ozzy gives the camera a freaky smile.
I'm also fond of when Ozzy said he wouldn't do that concert & five seconds - tv time - he was doing that concert. (from tapanga)
Another thing I like is when Sharon & Kelly go shopping & the car's full & Ozzys sees it all, Sharron says 'Ozzy, it's for your bathroom. (from tapanga)
The final thing I like is when Sharron tries to make him where the kacket with the bat wings & Ozzy refuses. (from tapanga)