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Dog Dies, World Sucks JUMBALAYA Halloween 20001 Pics Letters To The Editor Pic Of The Month 
Better gay than CHP 
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Kathy Lee is the Only One Who Reads My Website It's painfully clear that the only person who has looked at my website in the past three years is my good friend Kathy Lee. Peace out K-Dawg. Let's see how long it takes you to read this. Fun Fact: If loving Long is wrong I don't ever want to be right!
Disaster Film Acclaimed director and idiot savante Long Hung wrapped up filming on his newest, yet un-named film. Starring Jimmy Hu, Albert Ho, Jesse Torres and Le Tran, the movie, filmed in one long night of drinking and smoking, has been described by early reviewers as "a debacle the likes of which have not been seen since the comet hit the dinosaurs." Hung was unavailable for comment as his door was closed at the time of this writing.
Fun Fact: Chong want to eat it!
Secret Santa Sunday! The Annual Secret Santa Gift Exchange was held this past Sunday, December 23, at BJs in San Gabriel. Overall, the presents were surprisingly good this year, with In-N-Out gift certificates, tool sets, a bottle of Gentleman Jack and George Foreman Grills making the elite "stealable" category. This year's keeper gifts included: a badminton set (received by an unfortunate jazz player), the complete Kama Sutra (received by a guest who prefers hands-on training as opposed to instructional manuals) and Speedzone gift cards (which fell into the hands of two guys from the San Fernando Valley, who would have to drive an hour and a half to go race cars... we'll see if they come back next year). The night was capped with a trip to Relaxtation where Matt ordered a suspicious-looking green apple tea with boba that Gary accidently drank and spewed. Good times! Happy holidays everyone!
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With 2001 rapidly coming to a close, my thoughts and the thoughts of others naturally turn to what lies ahead in 2002. Now that the whole terrorist "Are we all going to die tomorrow in some horrible Ebola attack?" thing has gotten old, we turn to other things to peak our interest. That is why I am unveiling "Huelltide: 2002." Dedicated to the wonderfully charming, slightly effeminate and easily pleased Huell Howser, of KCET's "California Gold" series and Pink's Hot Dogs fame, "Huelltide: 2002" will be a monthly (bimonthly in some cases) excursion program that will scour California in search of tantalizing earthly delights. Weekend trips up for consideration include visits to Joshua Tree National Park, California's Old Faithful Geyser in Calistoga, Devils Postpile, Watts Towers, Japanese Tea Garden in Golden Gate Park, La Brea Tar Pits, and Lake Tahoe's Fanette Island. All are welcome to come along for the ride. Keep an eye out for emails. Cheers!
What Me Worry?
So Long 2001 Nothing much is in the works for this year's New Year's Eve. For those of you not letting the good times roll at Giant or Spundae, chances are you probably will end up at Jesse's house drinking too much nog and embarrassing yourself at karaoke... again. Not that Jesse's bashes are that bad, click here for some of your favorite memories from last year's shindig!
Fun Fact: Lowering a ball to commerorate a new year, has been a tradition in New York City's Time Square since 1907. |
