THE UCLA PEEPS
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
This is Jenn.
|
This is Katie.
|
This is Kathy.
|
This is Cammy.
|
This is Mark.
|
|
A noted dancer, Jenn has set the stage afire on many occasion, earning her the nickname Hottie. She does professional mediation for a living which is really fitting for her because she really likes to talk, a lot. Known to be a coffee fiend, Jenn likes her java the way she likes her men...wrapped in a flimsy piece of cardboard. |
THE NEW AND IMPROVED KRUM! For those that don't know, Katie works in advertising. For a while I think Katie was working on the Taco Bell account, which is cool because I really love Taco Bell. I usually order the six-pack of tacos because I mean, come on, they aren't that big! Mmm, crunchy tacos. Good job, Katie! |
Kathy is away at Yale, adding more and more intelligence to her already bulging brain. A known collector of soda tabs for "dialysis," Kathy should be coming home soon for good. One can only wonder about the kind of adventures she's having in Conneticut, about the new friends she's making, about the things she's studying, about whether or not she'll bring back gifts. |
Destined for greatness on the silver screen, Cammy
is the hardest working woman in show business. Oh for chrissakes, people
she works 6-hour days! I have to work six hours before I'm even allowed
to go to the bathroom. What the frick! Anyway, she's real cool, blah,
blah, blah, whatever.
|
Really handy at beating his wood...sticks, Mark is a drummer specializing in the black art of Jazz. Sometimes I think Mark is crazy because he keeps telling me that he's black. And he always tells me this stupid joke about a parrot and a guy from Africa. Anyway, Mark recently received the George Foreman Grill, which is possibly the greatest invention ever made. Thanks to the grill, I've been able to sample quite a few meats by Mark. |
 |
 |
 |
|
|
This is Randy.
|
This is Michele. |
This is Bob.
|
This is Beth.
|
|
Randy was my roommate my sophomore year at UCLA. The things that went on in that dorm room, my GOD. It's amazing that we're alive today. Randy is getting a Ph.D. in Political Science which is good because the only thing a Master degree is good for is masturbation. |
I don't have a good pic of Michele anymore. So Michele, if you've got a good one, scan it and e-mail it to me. Michele works for the government and has finally decided to make an honest man out of Randy.
|
Bob is fucking nuts. Like right now. Poor little pecans. |
Currently on the other side of the nation in the great state of Virginia, Beth, or as she is known inour circles "-B-Real" is one of the funniest people on earth. Rumor is that she's working at Black Angus, where real men eat real cow. |
