Albert is what I like to call a rogue spirit. A bartender in Carson, a former actor-in-training and a known hitchhiker, Albert marches to the beat of some drummer on the planet Neptune. He's probably one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet, and he's great at ordering dim sum and then some.

Oh God, where we begin? Let see:

1. His nickname is Ping for Christ sake.

2. He drinks like a goddamn Mexican.

3. He's a dancing machine.

4. He works for Accenture.

5. He always wants to riot.

Conclusion: sheisty to say the least.

This is Le. Le is online about as much as I am, which is very scary. A native of the great state of Michigan -- the state of brotherly love -- Le is but a stranger to our big town ways. Despite his appearance, Le is very violent by nature. Feared by pimps, hustlas and drug dealers all over the city, Le is cruel yet fair. He's a tough man for tough times. And he's a hell of a dancer.

Sure we've all heard the stories, the 500 computer mice, the $1500 Banana Republic gift card he wanted, the screeching, terrifying voice, the inability to hold onto a job and oh, yes,...the ladies, my, oh my, the ladies. But we all know the tales. This man is more legend than actual human. A member of a subculture of genetic mutants, Mr. Ly or as he is better known, "Matt", is one in a million.

Curently in the process of obtaining his Master's at Chico State, we rarely see Todd anymore, but everytime I do I get the feeling that Todd is really a Mexican hiding in an Asian guy's body.

Clue #1: Compulsive use of the word "A". As in "What's up A?" "That's Stupid A."

Clue #2: He dresses like a Mexican gangster. Dark jeans, black sweatshirt, Reebok classics. Come on, all he needs is the bandana cuz!

Clue #3: His taste for the Latin ladies.

There's not much to say about Soon that most of us don't already know -- the education back east, the hundred-hour work weeks, the Jump! from DLJ, his lust for Katie Holmes, the affair with Carmen Electra. It's all been said before.