THE SAN FERNANDO CREW
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This is Greg.
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This is Kara.
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This is Marc.
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This is Martin.
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This is Michi.
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Greg spent two years during high school building his own car, a black Celica. He now runs a million dollar business and still drives that piece of sh*t. Greg graduated from UCSD with a degree in something that I can't remember. |
Kara isn't from the Valley. She's from Oregon, where the sasquatch roam. But since Greg's her boyfriend, we'll stick her here because we ain't making no damn Oregon section. We like to hang out with Kara more than Greg.
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Marc works at Rhythm & Hues where they do animation for TV commercials and movies like "Babe." Marc spent about 100 years at UCLA before he graduated with a degree in Cybernetics, which I still believe has something to do with robots. Marc is single, ladies.
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Martin works at Verizon, formerly GTE. Once in high school Martin dressed up like Tweety Bird to promote school spirit. It was the saddest thing I've ever seen. I could never watch "Tweety & Sylvester" after seeing Martin shake his ass on that parade float. I'm still in counseling.
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Michi just started attending UCLA and taking a ridiculously hard class called PIC 10, which I took twice and dropped twice. Michi was in my homeroom all throughout high school. I used to blame him for World War II. He looks like a thug, but he's a really nice guy. He eats a lot of candy. |
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This is Monica.
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This is Rich.
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This is Scott.
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Monica, like most of these San Fernando people went to the same high school and college as I did. Monica used to torment me in high school. She was always picking on me and beating me up. She's a teacher now, influencing young minds. |
When God was passing out brains, Rich cut in line twice for extra large helpings. It's too bad he missed out on the balls giveaway. Currently a researcher at AMGEN, Rich graduated Summa from UCLA. In addition, he's single and desperate. | Scott works for a counsulting group in San Francisco where he does many things that I don't know about. Scott and I go all the way back to grade school. I still blame him for my lack of morals. We don't see Scott to often. I think it's because he's avoiding Rich and Greg. |
