INTERVIEW OF THE MONTH
This month's special guest: Jennifer Wang
You and I first met at UCLA, what was your initial impression of me?
The first time I met you, you were making a really silly comment about a mosaic on the building where we had our math class. I thought to myself, this guy is a dork.
Ok-ay, tell the truth now, was there ever a moment when you and I could have gotten together during our college years?
I know that you like to think so but…no.
Damn…what's it like being my girlfriend?
This is really cheesy, but it's really nice to have a boyfriend who can always make you laugh. And I love having a boyfriend who's so caring, loving and thoughtful.
Aaaah, pooks.
You seem to have this thing for Latin guys, what's up with that? Is it because we are just too caliente?
It may go back to my first real crush in 5th grade who was also latino. His name was Nathan Virgen.
Virgin?
Yeah, V-I-R-G-E-N.
What's the biggest perk about being an event planner for the entertainment industry?
Seeing famous people is a perk, getting kissed by one on the cheek and getting a 200-dollar from him [at the same time] was really cool, but the biggest perk is being able to work with a lot of different people and personalities from different TV shows and movie productions.
Just for the record and your own personal pleasure, would you like to reveal the name of that celebrity who kissed you?
I plead the fifth even though some of you know.
Yeah, I'm sure they do.
What's the worst thing about being an event planner?
Standing on my feet at an event until 2am in the morning and then going to the office early the next day.
Do you hate having to handle the bills whenever we go out with friends to a restaurant?
I secretly sort of enjoy it, especially when I get to give money back to people.
Hey, what really happened to Herbie, the goldfish that lived in your apartment?
He was strangled by hair that was shed onto our apartment floor by me, Kathy and Cammy.
Speaking of your apartment days, what was up with Kathy lee and all of those soda tabs?
It was for dialysis.
I don't get it, what does it have to do with dialysis?
I don't know. We would always ask her, but she would always just say it was for dialysis.
What do you think is Rich's problem?
That's so mean. I don’t think he has problem, do you?
Oh yeah.
Any final words?
I really didn't want to do this interview, but you made me and you were desperate so I did it to help you out.
Thanks babe!
