Subject:
Special High Intensity Training

If
you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T.
on the job, please see your manager. You
will be immediately placed on the top of the S.H.I.T.
list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all of the S.H.I.T.
you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T.
WILL BE PLACED IN Departmental Employee
Evaluation Programs (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to
take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.
seriously will have to go to Employee
Attitude Training (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.).
Since our managers took S.H.I.T.
before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T.
anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T.
already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T.,
you may be interested in a job training others.
We can add your name to our Basic
Understanding Lecture List (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.).
Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.
will get the S.H.I.T.
jobs, and can apply for promotion to Director
of Intensity Training (D.I.P.S.H.I.T.).
If
you have further questions, please direct them to our Head
of Training, Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).
Thank
you,
BOSS IN GENERAL
SPECIAL
HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)