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~ The CBRC's Wounded Least Sandpiper Unicorn ~


CBRC reports
is the link for the Western Birds index at
SORA where the CBRC annual reports are,
so you can read 'em and weep.  :)

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The Wounded Least Unicorn

In September 1991 David Koeppel, Ed Navajosky, and I were
birding the Palmdale and Lancaster area in the Antelope
Valley, in NE Los Angeles County, California.

Ed, at different times had been a field skills mentor
to both David and I.  Ed was maybe the first man
in L.A. to ID a wintering Hammond's Flycatcher visually on
a socal (Malibu) CBC back in the 1970's.  His observational
skills were exceedingly good.  Eagle-eyes is an understatement.
Ed and David were the ones that found the first widely
seen Red-necked Stint in socal, an adult at McGrath State
Beach in July 1981.  That was fairly far ahead of the curve
of the day too.  I was the one to refind that bird for
everyone the next day.

I was also the dingbat that was so stupid, one year and
a day later, July 12, 1982, my fiance and I were at
Jon Dunn and Paul Lehman's place in Goleta and when
they asked where we were going birding next, I said we
were going to McGrath to refind the Red-necked Stint
of last year, garnering chuckles, and then went and
did so.  That was probably the first time an Asiatic
vagrant shorebird had been refound in socal in migration.

So we three were confirmed peep freaks.  The kind that love
to spend a day studying them, even if it was Leasts and
Westerns as the usual socal case.  I'd lived in the
east 7 years in the interim and really got hooked at
Jamaica Bay, N.Y., Brigantine, N.J., and Plum Island, Mass..
We were very advanced at the time compared to the general
birding population, though surely the top experts were better.
We knew all the regulars in all their plumages, intimately.

We found a peep none of us knew what it was, which
was beyond uncharacteristic.  We had nearly a hundred
years experience between us.  We knew Least inside-out.
It was clear that this was not a Least Sandpiper to us.

It sorta looked Least-ish mostly due to yellow legs,
but structurally it was all wrong.  It was shaped like
a Tringa with long legs and a long neck with a little
head. And it walked like a Jacana (my words).  Ed said
it walked like it had clown shoes on, and David said
like it was wearing swim fins, and like it was walking
on hot coals.  This action of leg was so unlike anything
any of us had ever seen, as to be absolutely stunning.

To someone that has not studied the gait and step of
peeps extensively though, it might not be that obvious.
If you are just at the leg color stage, or not ageing yet,
it may be possible to overlook, but if you spent hundreds
of hours watching them walk, behavior is as important as
shaft streaks and feather fringes, in certain cases.
The step difference in these two species is as different as
the wing stroke of Spotted Sandpiper or Ashy Storm-Petrel
is compared to others in their families.

This is what intimate knowledge gains you.  "Look how
it walks!" we often said while we studied it.  Has that
ever been something anyone thought or said watching a Least?
By three guys that a decade earlier had proven they were
ahead of the general birding public stint curve.

Funny how our own frames of reference each gave us
different things to correlate the obviously odd gait
with, yet all essentially were saying the same thing.  The
bird lifted its leg much higher, and there was a weird
floppy foot movement from a larger foot (due to
longer toes) falling forward.

After about 15 minutes of scrutinous study I said the bird
was a Long-toed Stint.  I got a couple poor docu shots.
The next day it was seen by well over a dozen people,
photographed by Jonathan Alderfer, and videotaped by
Floyd Hayes or a friend of his.

I wrote an extensive description of the bird up to
submit to the CBRC.  The video was submitted as well.
Jonathan Alderfer wrote notes and with his 24 slides
submitted a statement saying something to the effect of:
I have blown the images up on the wall and put the calipers
to the bill.  The bill is shorter than the tarsus in all 24
images, and in every and any angle, tarsus length exceeds
bill length.  This is definitive for Long-toed Stint.

The odd gait was obviously apparent in the video, to a degree
that the CBRC's naysayers from the Jon Dunn school of doubting
Toms had no choice but to try to explain it away.

Some finally found a way to just say no by saying it was
a WOUNDED Least Sandpiper.  I know at least one member
was questioned later by someone that saw the bird and read
that in the CBRC annual report, and were referred to an article
about arthritis in Calidrids.  What that had to do with it
I can't imagine, but this is how the CBRC works.
ANY reason will do to just say no.  Relevant or not.

OK let's think about this for a minute.  Long-toed Stint
has more leg movement than a Least for two reasons.
First, because it has longer toes the ankle/heel must be
lifted higher off the ground to take a step.  It does
not drag its toe tips when it walks.  It's long toes
clear the ground just like every other peep does, but
it requires a higher lift motion to do so.  Secondly, it has a
longer tarsus.  So when it lifts its leg to step, higher
to clear the toes for the step, it REALLY LOOKS DIFFERENT.
Like a Jacana, or as if it has swim fins or clown shoes on.

There is more throw and more motion than with a shorter
tarsus and shorter toes of a Least Sandpiper.  The larger foot
is lifted higher, and thrown further in front of body each step
due to the longer tarsus.  It is different as night and day.
I have no doubt they can be seperated on the physical properties
of this mechanical motion 100% of the time, like dancing,
if one just learns the steps.

I'm sure it could be easily graphed with pens in knee, ankle
and central toe, and the combination of the three lines left by the
motion would not overlap.  One set would be easily ID'able
as Long-toed, the other Least, without overlap.  It is not
even close.  I call it a mechanical mark.  It's Physics 101.

Now let's consider wounded or arthritic legs and motion.
Long-toed has much more leg movement than Least.  Would a
wounded Least have more leg movement than a healthy one?
How about an arthritic Least?  I suspect wounded and
arthritic Leasts have LESS motion than healthy ones.  In fact
I challenge the CBRC to show a wounded Least Sandpiper with MORE
leg movement than a healthy one.  There ain't no such animal.

I'd say placing these motions in order of degree of
movement it would go like this:

1) healthy Long-toed Stint
2) arthritic/wounded Long-toed Stint
3) healthy Least
4) arthritic/wounded Least

I think if such a thing existed, an arthritic Long-toed Stint
would still have more movement than a healthy Least.  It still
has to clear its toes of the ground to step, and still has a
longer tarsus creating more swing, further projection of foot
forward of body, etc..

Now on a bird that clearly shows more movement than any
healthy Least, how could you suggest it is a wounded one?
What wound is this Dr. Stintstep?  Relevant references please.
This is not a condition of arthritis which restricts movement.

They are saying an alleged wound is causing the obviously
very different leg movement from a normal healthy Least.
What would arthritis have to do with it?  It was MORE
movement than any Least, not less.  What wound causes the foot
to be bigger, tarsus longer, and it all to be lifted higher and
further from the body when stepping avian physiologists?
I believe that the wound that causes this is that some
CBRC members were dropped on their heads as babies.
For others it is megalomania.

There were no wounds visible, and the bird clearly
was not wounded.  The bird walked and flew perfectly.
It's gait was outside the range of Least Sandpiper.
This is another socal CBRC record wreckers Unicorn.
They are suggesting the bird with more movement than a
gymnastic Least was a wounded Least, despite there being
*no evidence of such* (doesn't that sound familiar?).
And that this previously unknown to science wound
causes it to walk and look like a Long-toed Stint.

Why haven't they published the paper on their incredible
discovery?  Because in real scientific circles they
would be laughed at.  This junk science only flies
in the CBRC.  It is just one more example of a the same
socal boys club doing the same thing over again, making
ANYTHING up so they can just say no.  Or, what they call
science at the CBRC.

The CBRC socal record wreckers watched videos of
movement #1 and identified it as movement #4.  This is
their ID skills.  This is their record review savvy and
mentality.  This is the identification wizardy judging
and determining your bird reports.  This is what they
know about Least Sandpipers.  They can't even ID them.

Part of this is because when you are into shaft streaks and
feather fringes you miss the holistic view of the bird.
You don't ever study the steps of Least so you know that
part of the animal too, so well, that anything not right
stands out like a sore thumb.

They look at video with movement that is obviously #1,
and ID it as #4.  That is how warped they are.  This is
how willing they are to make up horsefeathers in order
to just say no.  I don't consider it sane, much less
the science they sell it as, and binding on top of that.
It is lying, and cheating the record, not assurring the
accuracy of it.  It is saying one thing and doing
another.  It is being hypocrites by making up false ID's,
doing that which they say they are there to stop.

Interestingly this record has much the same socal voting
and Unicorn prints on it as 1991-035, 1997-139 and others.
The socal record wreckers.  The same guys that lied to
create the CBRC ornithological hoax of Scissor-tailgate
on 1991-035 did this.  And since I was the identifier, it
was against their same most-favored prior victim.  The one
they were proven to have lied about just to reject.

The same guys that saw yellow where there was none on
CBRC# 1997-139, the same guys that reject a Snow Bunting
because it could be McKay's, the same guys that think
having no pelagic experience qualifies them to be someone's
peer judging storm-petrels, the same guys that falsely accuse
someone of scientific fraud, made this wounded Least claim.
And I'm supposed to believe this one too I suppose?

Ed Navjosky went back and refound the bird the day
after it was videotaped (day 3) and heard it call a 2 and/or
3 note calls he said was unlike anything he ever heard
from 40 years of listening to many thousands of Leasts.

I've shown my poor picture to several, and no one yet
has guessed it to be a peep at first sight without being
told it was, the structure is so Tringa and un-peep-like.
Much of the time it stood just on its toe tips, not flat-
footed like a Least, which shuffles like monks in a line
by comparison.

Now most recently I saw a post on North Bay Birds (June 2009?)
by the videographer saying he had requested a copy of the
video tape he submitted to the CBRC.  Twice he has requested
a copy of his tape, and received no reply.  That is
mighty friendly of the CBRC, isn't it?

Where is the tape CBRC?  If one of your socal record
wreckers was the last one with it, we know what happened.

You are the people who are allegedly archiving all the
critical documentation for history I thought.  How
come the guy who gave you the tape can't have a copy, or
even get a reply?  How professional the CBRC is.

So again we see the CBRC footprints of their rejection
Unicorns.  Using something that doesn't exist to vote no.
Does anyone see a pattern?  They just don't get it.
If they had rejected for about any legitimate reason under
the sun, I would have no qualms.  But when they make up
obvious garbage to do so, we should all be greatly concerned,
because it is not honest.  It means they are playing a
game, and cheating to achieve what they perceive as a win.

What records of yours were similarly rejected for reasons
more ridiculous than the claimed ID?  I welcome submissions
for consideration, and if egregious as these examples, I might
be willing to do the work to put them up here on this webpage.

They call this binding science so apparently they can
not identify that either.

Does identifying a peep that steps like the Rockettes,
as a wounded or arthritic Least, happen where obviously
made up ridiculous stuff is not tolerated, or where
it is the culture?

What is most lacking in purity of intent, a birder arriving at
ID's of things he doesn't know better than, or a faux-expert
making up ID's they do know better than, so they can just say no?



Wounded Least Sandpiper as ID'd by the CBRC.
Is that how high your Leasts stand off the ground?




Mitch Heindel

Boycott the CBRC



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Rejection Unicorns
McKay's Unicorn


Wedge-rumped Storm-Petrel 1997
Desert rats decide seabirds


Zone-tailed Hawk 1994
the CBRC tongue-twist


Scissor-tailgate review discussion
Discussion 4
1991-035 review overview


CBRC Review Comments
on the 6/7/89 Scissor-tailed Flycatcher.

Scissor-tailgate Timeline
My Story


The CBRC & Me
the CBRC intro page


The CBRC has standards?
CBRC standards , an oxymoron



My brother is my keeper?
CBRC scientific method
another oxymoron from the morons



The Wounded Least Unicorn
CBRC blows ID again
They don't know Least Sandpiper


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