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Good poem, you like
"Do you like jam?
Is your name Pam?
Do you eat Spam?...
Death is near."
how sweet is
thy poetry
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WWW.DEMENTED.UNI.CC
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Got an idea for the site?
Hate the site?
Hope I die?
Do you want to die?
Bored wanna right me?
OK.....
Mail me @:
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Welcome to my page.Here, all that you read is true,
but once you leave, they become lies.
Why is it I who lie?
Maybe it isn't...
Maybe this stuff that I "make up" is really true, and
the onlyreason you think that this stuff is lies is
because you define"truth" by what everybody else says
it is, but what if they're all lying to you? Then the
only truth in this which I can find is that it is all
a lie, thus making my so-called "lies" the actual "truth"...
Possibly, the whole world is just out to get you!
or maybe I just don't make any sense...
...Maybe I make dollars.
-webmasta',
Mista Brainsick
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It ain't mine,
but it's hella funny.
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Attention people who fear Umpa Lumpas!!!
For the past few decades, ever since the making of that horrible movie"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", people have feared an Umpa Lumpa uprising. Sources have recently reported that they have chosen a new Queen and are secretly plotting to take over the world!!! Our greatest fears may soon become a reality.
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I used to think I should get people to blindly follow me.
You know, and get them to do stupid stuff.
Then I heard that godzilla song by PUFF DADDY and
I thought to myself...
"This guy's an idiot, and he wants people to follow him.
I ain't gonna do that".
FACT FREE
NOT SO FACTFREE
Obituaries
Jonathon Taylor Thomas' career
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HOMIE LINKS
this guy enjoys his gifs and is the brother of MC Schmidt!
this guy is the "Dr. Akirotabe" I speak of in SPAMMAPS
He likes his guitar and wants to be your friend!
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Cheesy Schmidt Bear's Wisdom
"Don't eat honey out of
a honeycomb when there's
alot of bees in it...
...because they sting you and it hurts...
....alot.
Like mighty painful."
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Words that sound
funny backwards
*tired-
Derit!!!
*Pineapple-
Elppaenip!!!
*Yugoslavia-
Aivalsoguy!!!
*Mountain Dew-
Wed Niatnoum!!!
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Ya'll Come on back now,
ya hear?!!
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