Dear Caterina,I am pleased to present you with this exclusive award.
You are most certainly An Extraordinary Woman with An Extraordinary Web Site.
~ Congratulations on receiving this award.
Cheerfully yours, Joanne Doxtater Extraordinary Woman Award Administrator ~
An English professor wrote the words on the blackboard |
"Woman without her man is nothing,"
and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing
TEARS OF A WOMAN
A good long talk can cure almost anything.
Everyone needs someone with whom to share their secrets.
Listening is just as important as talking.
An understanding friend is better than a therapist;
and cheaper too!,
Laughter makes the world a happier place.
Friends are like wine; they get better with age.
Sometimes you just need a shoulder to cry on.
Great minds think alike, especially when they are female!
When it comes to "bonding," females do it better.
YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD FOR SLUMBER PARTIES!!!!
Calories don't count when you are having lunch
(or any other food) with your girlfriends.
You can never have too many shoes.
8 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF AGE ~ Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either.
16 YEARS OF AGE ~ Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE ~ That old woman? She's way out of date
25 YEARS OF AGE ~ Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 YEARS OF AGE ~ Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wish I could talk it over with Mom.
Thanks to Pat Marr
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