Funny Pet Stories
1Cats do what they want, when they
want
2. They rarely listen to
you
3. They're totally
unpredictable
4. They whine when they are not
happy
5. When you want to play they want to be
alone
6. When you want to be alone, they want to
play
7. They expect you to cater to their every
whim
8. They're moody
9. They leave hair
everywhere
10. They drive you nuts
CAT QUOTABLES
> Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." --Dave
Platt
> There is no snooze button on a cat
who wants breakfast." --Unknown
> Thousands of years ago, cats were
worshipped as gods. Cats have
> never forgotten this."
--Anonymous
> Cats are smarter than dogs. You
can't get eight cats to pull a sled
> through snow." --Jeff
Valdez
>
> In a cat's eye, all things belong to
cats." --English proverb
> As every cat owner knows, nobody
owns a cat." --Ellen Perry
> Berkeley
> One cat just leads to another."
--Ernest Hemingway
> Dogs come when they're called; cats
take a message and get back to
> you later." --Mary
Bly
> Cats are rather delicate creatures
and they are subject to a good
> many ailments, but I never heard of
one who suffered from insomnia.
> --Joseph Wood
Krutch
>
> People who hate cats, will come back
as mice in their next life.
> --Faith Resnick
>
> "There are many intelligent species
in the universe. They are all
> owned by cats."
--Anonymous
>
> "I have studied many philosophers
and many cats. The wisdom of cats
> is infinitely superior." --Hippolyte
Taine
>
> "There are two means of refuge from
the miseries of life: music and
> cats." --Albert
Schweitzer
>
> The cat has too much spirit to have
no heart." --Ernest Menaul
> Dogs believe they are human. Cats
believe they are God."
> Time spent with cats is never
wasted." --Colette
> Cats seem to go on the principle
that it never does any harm to ask
> for what you want." --Joseph Wood
Krutch
> Cats aren't clean, they're just
covered with cat spit."
Sugar
