Amazing Tortie

Amazing Tortie of San Diego, california Tortie's Links

Tortie's Felines and Friends
Sugar

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The Society of Meditative Cats

"CAT^..^DANCE"



Kitty antics



Kitty Nap
Don't you just feel like that somedays!


My Lovable and Adorable Pets
All About  Tortalina  Tortie* My Polly went to Kitty Heaven (The RainbowBridge) in the spring of 2000 but her memory lives on :)


AND, God created the CAT so that man could pet the tiger!


My Pet's Favorite Activities
THE TEN CATMANDAMENTS:>^..^<

1.  I am the Lord of thy house>^..^<
2.  Thour shalt not have any other pets before me>^..^<
3.  Thou shalt not ever ignore me>^..^<
4.  I shall ignore thee whenever I feel
like it>^..^<

5.  Remember my food dish and keep it full>^..^<
6.  Thou shalt spend most of thy money on toys
and treats for me>^..^<
7.  Thou shalt always have thy lap ready for me to curl up on <^..^>
8.   Thou shalt shower me with love and attention upon demand
9.  Thou shalt be grateful that I am in your life>^..^<

10.  Above all thou shalt do anything and everything it takes to make me happy>^..^<


Funny Pet Stories
  1Cats do what they want, when they want
 2. They rarely listen to you
 3. They're totally unpredictable
 4. They whine when they are not happy
 5. When you want to play they want to be alone
 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play
 7. They expect you to cater to their every whim
 8. They're moody
 9. They leave hair everywhere
10. They drive you nuts

CAT QUOTABLES

>  Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." --Dave Platt
>  There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Unknown
>  Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have
>  never forgotten this." --Anonymous
>  Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled
>  through snow." --Jeff Valdez
>
>  In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." --English proverb
>  As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." --Ellen Perry
>  Berkeley
>  One cat just leads to another." --Ernest Hemingway
>  Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to
>  you later." --Mary Bly
>  Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good
>  many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
>  --Joseph Wood Krutch
>
>  People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
>  --Faith Resnick
>
>  "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all
>  owned by cats." --Anonymous
>
>  "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats
>  is infinitely superior." --Hippolyte Taine
>
>  "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and
>  cats." --Albert Schweitzer
>
>  The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." --Ernest Menaul
>  Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
>  Time spent with cats is never wasted." --Colette
>  Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask
>  for what you want." --Joseph Wood Krutch
>  Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."