Funny Pet Stories
1Cats do what they want, when they
2. They rarely listen to
3. They're totally
4. They whine when they are not
5. When you want to play they want to be
6. When you want to be alone, they want to
7. They expect you to cater to their every
8. They're moody
9. They leave hair
10. They drive you nuts
> Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." --Dave
> There is no snooze button on a cat
who wants breakfast." --Unknown
> Thousands of years ago, cats were
worshipped as gods. Cats have
> never forgotten this."
> Cats are smarter than dogs. You
can't get eight cats to pull a sled
> through snow." --Jeff
> In a cat's eye, all things belong to
cats." --English proverb
> As every cat owner knows, nobody
owns a cat." --Ellen Perry
> One cat just leads to another."
> Dogs come when they're called; cats
take a message and get back to
> you later." --Mary
> Cats are rather delicate creatures
and they are subject to a good
> many ailments, but I never heard of
one who suffered from insomnia.
> --Joseph Wood
> People who hate cats, will come back
as mice in their next life.
> --Faith Resnick
> "There are many intelligent species
in the universe. They are all
> owned by cats."
> "I have studied many philosophers
and many cats. The wisdom of cats
> is infinitely superior." --Hippolyte
> "There are two means of refuge from
the miseries of life: music and
> cats." --Albert
> The cat has too much spirit to have
no heart." --Ernest Menaul
> Dogs believe they are human. Cats
believe they are God."
> Time spent with cats is never
> Cats seem to go on the principle
that it never does any harm to ask
> for what you want." --Joseph Wood
> Cats aren't clean, they're just
covered with cat spit."