For Cary's sake, minimum bet is 25 cents to see the flop.

For Anson's sake, minimum bet is one slice of vodka watermelon.

For Emi's sake, minimum bet is to be made in a form of a check payable to.

For Trish's sake, minimum bet is to be made by Henry.

For Singer's sake, minimum bet is one concubine.

For Mark's sake, minimum bet is at least one million brain cells.

For Henry's sake, minimum bet is being doubled...see Trish's sake.

For Maurer's sake, minimum bet is one baseball bat....no wait, that's 7 minimum bets

For Peter's sake, minimum bet is one authentic naval potato in the shape of a boat.

For Dave's sake, minimum bet is his arm on the table, taking on anybody that wants to arm wrestle

1:1 Cary deletes this email.

1:2 someone brings up the idea of getting everyone together for christmas...duh.

1:1 everyone agrees to this idea of getting "everyone" together for christmas

3:1 there's a get together at Manoly's and everyone's invited...including shaun.

5:1 there's a get together at Henry's house and everyone's invited...except shaun.

7:1 we all just decide to go to the Block instead

side bet 1:1 then we go to TGIF, then Palace Park, then TGIF, then Town Center, then TGIF

10:1 Cary gets a back brace for his scoliosis...I mean bowling form.

12:1 Mark buys Cary that back brace cuz damnit Jim, he's a doctor.

15:1 Maurer is working as a drunken mall Santa.

16:1 Shaun gets hired as Maurer's elf in the mall

side bet 1:1 Anie is kicked out of the mall by security for over abusing the mole...I mean elf.

20:1 Emi gets a present in the form of a walk through the mall

30:1 there is a secret santa with the whole group formally known as da "group"

32:1 someone recieves a non-practical gift for a secret santa present.

side bet 1:1 Dave gets Candice as a secret Santa again, and again...although he demands a trade, his contract has him locked till the year 2003 in which he will finally be a free agent.

1:2 Dave bets on the 1:1 that it happens

1:3 Dave bets that Anson will make fun of him....easy money

1:4 Henry bets that Dave will bet that Anson will make fun of him

35:1 Anson is the life of the party cuz he supplied the alcohol this time.

side bet 1:1 Maurer is the life of the party cuz he drank all the alcohol leaving his infamous mark.

1:3 Henda leaves his infamous mark aka ring around the toilet

1:2 after one drink Allen is red

1:1 Emi is still white

2:1 Charlie is black

3:1 Henry is accompanied to the party by the "4 horsemen"

10:1 someone besides Henry is mixing drinks

20:1 Henry actually trusts what someone else made.

21:1 Henry trust no one, and leaves 5 minutes after he arrives

25:1 Anson is still the life of the party cuz he drank ALL the alcohol

50:1 Mark is the doctor pumping Anson's stomach.

55:1 Nestor is the one giving him mouth to mouth.

side side bet 1:1 Pat gives Anson a High-5 after his recovery.

37:1 Dave brings Dan to the party

39:1 Anson and Dan embrace for a Kodak moment

side bet 1:4 Nestor embraces Maurer, just because...

1:2 Maurer opens a six pack of whoop ass

1:1 Nestor enjoys it

75:1 Peter hits the wrong button before his leaves and causes our nuclear winter.

80:1 in a Chinese conspiracy to start a war with the US towards world domination, Peter was found out to be responsible for the bombing of the Chinese embassy.

side bet 1:1 Peter's bowling average is still 120

2:1 Hideo Nomo's ERA is still 4.58

90:1 Trish lets Henry play EVERY day/nite during Christmas break with the guys.

side bet 1:1 Trish grounds Henry for playing with the guys.

5:1 somehow Trish grounds Dave for not stopping at taco bell, but she recieves fruit basket the next day.

100:1 there's a group Orgy, as in...the band has another #1 hit, yet Scott Still says that's wacked.

200:1 Zubin makes a surprise entrance.

225:1 Zubin makes a surprise entrance with clean shave.

250:1 Dan eats Zubin because he wasn't fed earlier in the day.

666:1 being in the spirit of the season, Maurer comes down your chimney...baseball bats for everyone.

700:1 Cary and Nestor engage in an in depth conversation about women’s rights under the mistletoe.

800:1 Shig shows up wearing nothing but a mistletoe.

*1000:1 Dave gets the apache helicopter he's always wanted.

*66,666:1 People of United States notice that they have no more money in their accounts after Y2K. 2 days later Anton is seen driving a solid gold Lamborghini, buys Microsoft, uses Bill Gates skull as an ash tray while smoking a Cuban cigar, and starts playing baseball with us with Mark McGwire’s #70 home run ball. We end up losing it but Anton says "It's ok, I have 69 more where that came from". However, he loses his fortune by not winning any fantasy leagues to his alter-ego Mike Ong.

*1,000,000: 1 Dodgers ended up winning the World Series.