Idiots Guide to Lost Cerritos Grammar

Word and Definitions (volume wan)

"Orrowh?" 1.Confused 2.Proper greeting 3.Amazement

"What doing?" 1.What are you doing 2.Why are you touching yourself like that?

"Kragy" 1.Crazy 2.Typical Korean 3. Typical crazy Korean

"Miyagi!" 1.Challenge to fight 2.Pat Morita 3.challenge Pat Morita to fight

"leave message!" 1.Leave message 2.destroy Japanese garden 3.wear Hawaiian shirt

"Fungry" 1.let's go eat now 2. Fucking hungry 3.a country in yEastern Europe

"Fugly" 1.not pretty to look at 2.Fucking ugly

"Bad Errrrrr!" 1.Crazy eyebrow action 2.Emi is mad at you 3.if George Clooney leaves ER

"Walnut" 1.city in So Cal 2.a gay convention

"Beanie Babies" 1.the work of the devil 2.voodo dolls

"Coward!" 1.coward, extremely loud 2.Japanese definition for being lower then a dog

"may the fist be with you" 1.your screwed 2.good luck because your screwed

"Frigdedarerrr" 1. A Filipino refrigerator

"Cibic" 1. Fixed up Honda Civic

"yatzee!" 1.a board game 2.Home run

"La Kranga" 1.La Cienega, when your lost

"you dance like Geisha" 1.I'm about to throw my shirt on the ground

"keep for you correction, I know you wrike" 1.I'll give you nothing, and you like it

"Public Parking" 1.easy girl 2.everyone gets to go in

"Civic Power!" 1.when your racing a Civic 2.a four hamster powered vehicle

"Volvo" 1.a safe European car 2.Female organ

"Libya" 1.country where terrorist come from. 2.Female organ

"Cahuenga" 1. City in So Cal 2. Female organ

"hymen" 1.greatest challenge, man has ever known"

"Maurer" 1.greatest mystery, man has ever known"

"PMS" 1.greatest fear, man has ever known. 2.yes, she's not pregnant

"Judy" 1.second greatest fear, man has ever known

"not a paatiee" 1.get out of my house 2.never come here again

"splat" 1.you just got shitted on

"En-Jang" 1.Henda's long lost brother 2.role model to children 3.Mongol

"Allen and Manoly time distortion" 1.a delay time of over 5 seconds, before comprehension

"Filipino time" 1.it’s like day light savings, but just set your clock 30mins. late

"Yup Yup" 1.yes, yes 2.E-Wok slang

"Yarbles" 1.getting dunked on, w/ nads in your face 2.Emi's boyfriend

"Eeh-cha-wha-ma" 1.yikes 2.I didn't know you could bend that way.

"Boom-chica-bow-wow" 1.Porno slang 2.sound you made when you walked in the '70s

Lost Cerritos Grammar (volume duex)

"Pap Smear" 1. EEWWW test, strong enough for a man, but PH balanced for a woman 2. Jewish religious cap

"Fruffy Bunny" 1. Fag 2. fluffy bunny 3. Fag

"Chimoly" 1. Cheronne & Manoly 2.better fight then Tyson vs. Holyfield

"Chareunsycon" 1.Cheronne and Manoly’s last names combined 2. A Transformer

"aNestortized" 1. To be knocked unconscious, and then butt raped in the bushes

"Fruit" 1. See fruffy bunny

"Pillow Biter" 1. see aNestortized

"Supplies!"1.suprise, in a FOB accent 2. Staples catalog

"Pushy" 1.overly aggressive 2. female organ

"Ka-buki-uuki!" 1.E-Wok gibberish 2. said, when ever you get a bad hand in poker

"Poker" 1.card game 2. something for guys to know, and girls to find out

"Liquor" 1.alcohol 2. Fish Taco

"Pillows!" 1.pillows 2. trust me, those aren't pillows

"getting hatched by Maurer" 1. Football tackle 2. Atomic drop 3. Hiroshima

"duurrdy" 1. Asian girls in the San Gabriel Valley

"pager" 1. Medieval torturing device 2. Cool high school kids

"Hoying" 1.former Ohio State QB 2. Funny ringing noise

"Buckeye!" 1. Ohio State team name 2. Whenever you stamp something

"book" 1. Something you read out of 2.funny noise, when hit by blunt object

"Le Conte" 1.street in Westwood 2. Female organ in French

"Samuel L. Jackson" 1. Bad Motha’ Fucka’ 2. Jedi master

"Boron" 1.an element 2. A moron with a twist

"Wimbleton" 1.tennis tournament in England 2. Sex with a minor

Lost Cerritos Grammar (volume tree)

0"Instrumental version" 1.soft guitar music 2.female menstrual cycle

"West Virginia" 1.state in the East Coast of the U.S. 2.left part of a female organ

"AOL" 1. America online 2.work of the devil

"Hymen-go-seek" 1. A game like ‘hide-and go seek,’ but girls can only play once.

"El Maurer" 1.the second coming of El Nino 2.La Nina’s hell spawn

"BREATHE!" 1. The act of breathing 2.hardest thing to do, when you get beat in a hand of poker

"Pot protection" 1. Sure way to lose money in ‘challenge’ 2. En-Jang with a gun

"Oh, Dave" 1.reaction when you lose your snowboard

"CES" 1.Consumer Electronic Convention 2.excuse to go to porn convention

"sonic boom" 1. Sound made when cracking the speed of sound 2.street fighter move 3. Huge fart

"smelly fu fu" 1. yEast Virginia 2. You use it to bake with 2. Better get a check up