You know you have too much time on your hand when…
  1. You can’t work because you have too many basketball games to play and coach.
  2. You don’t have any money, but still sit at home downloading music off the internet.
  3. You take two special days out of the week….let’s say for example Wednesday and Saturday…to go a place where pretty women and sex do not exist.
  4. You decide to join to Navy to be stationed in some remote area with NO OCEAN!
  5. You are so bored that you drag some person’s girlfriend out on a weeknight to get stood up.
  6. You go out with your friend on a weeknight, just because she’s bored out of her mind.
  7. You sit around all day practicing to rip T-shirts, just in case someone’s head is bleeding.
  8. You pretend to respect your boyfriend, even though you and all his friends know that you can beat him up.
  9. You pretend to respect your girlfriend knowing that she can beat you up, just so you can go to San Diego to play basketball.
  10. You name the roaches that have overtaken your apartment.
  11. You don’t know which Adidas slipper or warm-ups to wear.
  12. You know that you’ve wasted a year of your life just driving from Corona to Anaheim.
  13. You don’t know whether you want to get high first then fix up your car, or vice versa.
  14. You get a 4.0 in high school, become valedictorian, go to some expensive East Coast school, become a scientist…..knowing full well, that you just want to work at Jack n’ Box.
  15. You are on AOL during work, doing nothing but making Top 10 lists