TOP 30 THINGS THAT HAPPENED AS A RESULT OF PAT MOVING
  1. Pop!…Champagne bottles are opened.
  2. Judy is happy.
  3. Civil unrest in a little country of Kosovo.
  4. Lakers trade Eddie Jones.
  5. Anson decides to forgo his final 2 years of college, and declare for the NBA draft
  6. Henry decides to quit his job to pursue the sport of curling.
  7. Maurer still works for Disneyland
  8. Dave finally snaps…and wants to be cool….then reverts back to his old self.
  9. Parents let their children go out and play in Los Angeles.
  10. A curfew is set in the state of Virginia.
  11. The NFL decides to bring football back to LA.
  12. Mark McGwire ponders how the Y2K bug will affect his homerun swing.
  13. Dave’s snowboard is found stuck in the ass of a dead hiker in the mountains.
  14. Everyone turns 21, and can purchase their own alcohol…..great timing.
  15. Delphi Corp. throws a week long party, they burn Pat’s desk as the closing ceremony.
  16. Anton is promoted to the rank of Dictator.
  17. Hair coloring companies in LA go out of business.
  18. Adidas closes stores in LA, due to lack of sales.
  19. Mark still has no one visit him at John Hopkins U.
  20. Peter decides to move in with his girlfriend, pure coincidence.
  21. Las Vegas pit boss’s alert Atlantic City pit boss’s about the ARRIVAL.
  22. Cary finally realizes that poker is not his game.
  23. Henry sells the rights to Pat’s Millenium via satellite bachelor party to NBC, for 6.9 million dollars.
  24. The roaches capture Anton’s part of the apartment, soon all of it.
  25. The FBI and CIA inform INTERPOL of Pat’s address change.
  26. Stealth Fighter crashes in the Balkans.
  27. Somewhere En-Jang is high.
  28. There are still Yakuza3 online sightings, but it is only a rumor
  29. Shadow Park associates vote in favor of removing the speed bumps.
  30. Somewhere in Virginia, 2 sets of families begin to hate there new out of state Korean couple next door.