TOP 20 THINGS TO DO, WHEN YOUR ROOMMATE BRINGS HIS GIRLFRIEND OVER
  1. Store up on water and rations for your long hibernation
  2. Learn how to hold in your pee, since you can’t get to the restroom
  3. Invite your roommate’s cousin and friends over to play Playstation
  4. Record on audio tape your roommate and his girlfriend making whoopi, and use it as blackmail for a raise or promotion at work
  5. Rent a porno and blast it really loud, to make them feel self-conscience
  6. Use the audio tape you recorded and play it really loud for the same effect.
  7. Call your roommate’s parents that you have known since childhood, just to say hi
  8. Wear some earplugs and work on the features of his fantasy football league website that you have neglected to finish.
  9. Hide your clippers and shaving equipment.
  10. Shout out "Amen", every time you here "Oh God!"
  11. Order pizza with anchovies, but don’t answer the door.
  12. Buy a black light and leave it on in your roommates bed area
  13. Watch an Oregon State football game and shout out, "Go, Beavers!"
  14. Use your cell phone to call your apartment from the inside, to make them pickup.
  15. Shout out, "Get a room!…..but not here"
  16. Release the roaches
  17. RRRRun!
  18. Buy some fish tacos and leave it by your roommates bed
  19. Play racket ball inside your room, and see if your roommate finally realizes that banging on the wall is really annoying.
  20. Dammit! Move